Want to hear something funny?

I want to go to a psychic. I've always wanted to get an answer to all things unknown. Not sure if I told you that Halloween '10, I got my palm read by this weed head lol. We were blowed as hell, drunk as hell, and all on some fun shit. So there happened to be this one girl there named Kate, and apparently she knows how to read palms. I told her one thing, "Don't tell me about any "death" shit", she replied, "I can't figure that out from just reading your palm anyway". Kate proceeded to grab my left hand, and then promptly blew my mind...

So There's This Guy...

Ha! I totally peaked your interest didn't I?! But no, seriously there's this guy that I've known for the past couple of years and he's been trying to get on TOUGH! So he asked me today why won't I give him a chance, and you know what, he's a really cool dude (and he has a huge penis). There's one thing that's keeping me from really taking him seriously; he thinks Gucci Mane is the greatest rapper...

My Favorite Songs (At the Moment) Part 3

You know the deal, the title says it all. I'll add the videos later, I'm watching Dexter on Netflix so going on YouTube simultaneously will be a bit much at this moment.

*Since I haven't graced you with my musical presence in a while, I'll make this one a little long :-)
Thank Me Later (c) - Drake

Know You're Role

...and shut your hole! (c) Every Kid Who Liked Wrestling In the Early Millennium

I have to admit. I'm fucking awesome at somethings...others, not so much. For example, I'm great at cooking, and cleaning. I can grout, reseal, glaze and caulk anything you put in front of me. I can fix electronics and put together even the most complicated piece of furniture from Ikea without using instructions (#thuglife bitch I don't need instructions). Hell, I can rewire a house with simply a pair of pliers, some wire cutters, and testers (my grandfather is an electrician), but I CANNOT do plumbing.