Word of The Day

Curmudgeon:

A bad-tempered, difficult, cantankerous person

Example:

     "Ugh you're being such a curmudgeon! I don't want to call you a bitch, so I'll call you a curmudgeon"- My Mom.

Yes, my mom has been hoeing my life ALL day.

Au Contrare Mon Frere!

"You not calling yourself being funny now are you? I know you're, hurt but its more dick out there."

If you're wondering who said the above statement, it happened to be my mom (she really said dick, yes. She's where I got the foul mouth from). I was cleaning and seasoning the turkey breast (funny that I had a tittie in my hand when she asked this right? lmao) that I was cooking for dinner and asked me was I "funny" now. I can't blame her for asking, I had a cousin who's recently came out after she had a bad break-up with her ex, and plus I have been to two strip clubs in the span of a week. But momma if you only knew...

Ron Burgundy > Your Life

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." 

So I was watching Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy earlier, and I forgot how epic the movie was. Every other piece of dialogue was memorable and quotable. Below are easily my top 5 moments from Anchorman.