Aloe Blacc

Aloe Blacc is an artist I've been on for the past couple months. The first time I heard him was singing the theme song to "How to Make It In America" (which happened to star my boo Cudi) and I had forgot about him for a while. Sometime back in October, I happened to hear "I Need A Dollar" over the loud speaker at work. Immediately I went home and searched for anything and everything that I could by him.

Quotes & Sayings That Make Me Laugh #2

"If your life had a face I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face"- Stephen Stills "the talent" via Scott Pilgrim

I laughed my ass off when I read this in the comic. You really have to hate someone to say that you want someone's whole life to be punched. I imagine someone getting punched at every major stage within their life.

Can I Be Frank?

I am horny as hell. It's only been a week but jeeze I'm really going through withdrawal. Yes, I know that most chicks would be in the corner crying and licking their wounds (I still do plenty of that at night lol), but today, all I can think about is sex.

Quotes/Sayings That Make Me Laugh #1

I think I'm going to start posting different quote and sayings that tickle my fancy. For the first entry, we're going to talk about the saying, "Shits and giggles".

For example, "She already left me once, I don't think she'd do it again for (shits and) giggles"- Danny Ocean.

I Need An Opinion

So as you know, I was at the club by myself for NYE. Now what I left out is that I met this chick named Ebonie. I'm a lil confused on what her intentions are, so imma tell you the whole story and you give me your opinion. I can't lie, she's cool ass hell but the way we met is a lil suspect.

Great Movies That I've Watched This Weekend

So Saturday, after my plans to go to the strip club got cancelled, I stayed in the house and watched movies all night. The following 5 movies are simply the funniest shit I've seen in over a week lol.

Fuck, I just have to post this...

So I was talking to a friend and she said,

"Can I be serious with you? In light of everything that has happened within you in the past week in the half. Like, you and your situation, I find it hard to trust him. I trusted him 73% before and now I only trust him like 42% ".

I Dont Understand

(Notice the dude in the picture is hard lmao!)

So I was having a conversation with my friend about relationships (which is what many of my recent conversations have been about) so I asked my friend...

Me: Why have you never tried to ask me out?

Friend Guy: U want 2 much

Me: How?

Friend Guy: u want a nigga to be faithful and funny. sometimes niggas just wanna fuck.

Since when did wanting someone with a personality and be able to keep their dick in their pants wanting too much? Do any of us know what we really want?