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Music!

Well today was a great day for me musically. Childish Gambino/Donald Glover dropped his first album today *cue applause*


I also used today as an opportunity to cop some other albums that I've been lusting over (gotta support my favorite artists).


First up: Walé-Ambition. I had held off from listening to this the illegal way because I had to support my boo.

Second: Mayer Hawthorne- how do you do. A lil hometown secret that a lot of people weren't aware of.

Third: Drake-Take Care. No matter how much I feel he's changed, I just gotta support my boy. (plus it had a t-shirt included)

Forth: Jill Scott- The Light of The Sun. You know she's my boo.

Gonna give them a listen and let you know how they are...

Guess Where I Went??

Halloween

For Halloween we got to dress up at work. I was a pirate (a pretty awesome pirate might I add). I actually don't have a picture of me in my costume, but here's some of my co-workers in theirs.




Tina in her Gazelles and b-girl stance.




Yes, it's a 7ft Cookie Monster.

On the phone w/ Cole...

So there's this guy...

When's the last time I've started a post like that huh?? Lol. Well there's this guy named Darrell I've been talking to for a couple of weeks, he's a sweetheart, but there's a couple of things that makes me raise my eyebrows...

I'm saying it now...

I'm going to London in 2013

Pip pip, cheerio and all that jazz

Now Introducing: Andy Warhol

Yes, I got my puppy. He has a credit card, health insurance, and a theme song! Lol. He likes use his toys as a pillow and yawns super loud. He also likes to steal shoes and hang out under the dining room table. These pictures are a little old but enjoy for the time being.

Hey baby, turn the bed down :-)

I already know what you're thinking, "Did you get any on your cruise"? No, but I did get some funky towel characters :-)

More After The Jump!

Food: AWESOME!

I think my favorite part of the cruise was the food. There were all you can eat buffets, pizza bars, deli bars, ice cream bars...EVERYTHING! Every night there was a new menu and my favorite section was "Didja"...I tried at least one thing in that section every night. Below are the pictures of everything that I ate :-)

You Aint Accustomed W/ Going Through Customs, You Ain't Been Knowing Huh?

Carnival Destiny

All Aboard the Carnival Destiny!! I had an awesome time. I went to Jamaica, climbed a waterfall, went tubing down a river and ate plantains and drank rum punch. When I was in Ocho Rios I  snorkeling in the reefs and swimming with a couple of Sting Rays (I even kissed one). The pictures from that trip are in the hard copy form so unfortunately I can't share those with you guys, but what I have below are all the pictures that were in my phone!

I'm in Miami, Bitch!

The view from the hotel entrance

For my cruise I had to fly to Miami the day before the boat left. I took a shit ton of pictures, here's some :-)

More pictures after the jump!

Work Hard, Party Harder

I fuckin' love Enterprise. How many company's do you know have a massive party and pays for EVERYTHING. Everything? Everything. Back in July they had our Fiscal Year End party that they throw every year and they provide food and liquor...imma say it again; food, and liquor.

I decided to take Etana to the party w/ me...why the fuck did I do that??

Lets Play A Game

Well hello there. I know I've been gone a minute but I apologize, call me a bitch if you like, because I've been neglecting my baby! I figure I'll catch up and write a couple of posts to fill you in on everything that's been going on in my life...ready?? Lets go.

It's Never Too Late

I guess technically I can cross seeing Amy Winehouse in person off of my bucket list. Even though she's been gone for over a week, it's never too late for me to do a tribute. The following songs are my favorite Amy Winehouse tunes.

This is my absolute fav Amy W. song. In my favorites of all time, it's in the top 10. The original version has a bunch of scatting, but I think I love this one because she looks so awkward while she's singing...I love this performance though.

Her interpretation of  a sure classic...

Check out the big difference in appearance between the first video and the 5th one. Tattoos, extravagant weave, super slim. My how the years change. 

..can't even lie. I'm crying while looking at these videos. Great singer. I hope she pulled a Tupac and had a bunch of shit stored away. (OK the Tupac reference made me chuckle a little and feel better)

Ohhh, You Got My Spidey Senses Tingling *rubs nipples*

Oh! There's something about Andrew Garfield that makes my Spidey senses tingle.

...and when say 'Spidey Sense'; I'm talking about my vagina.

Is Too Much Sleep Not Enough?

I have been getting wayyyy to much sleep lately. For anyone that truly knows me, you would know that I am in no way, shape, or form, a morning person. Throughout my collegiate career, I have a total of 2-4 classes that started before 12. Yes. 12. My favorite semester is when my first class started at 4:30. I'm definitely a night person. I was the person who used to make sure that my friends were up for their early classes...mainly because I never slept for the night prior. My grandfather, and my parents, would talk shit about me and say, "I don't know how you're going to get a job and make it in the real world with the messed up sleeping habits that you have". I would go to sleep at 6 & wake up at 3...Yeah, I was horrible.

Anyway, what's going on now is that I'm getting TOO much sleep. Last night, I went to sleep at no later than 9:30 last night and woke up at 6:20 in the morning and was EXHAUSTED! I mean it was RIDICULOUS! This whole having a job and being a productive member of society is not what's popping...sheesh.

Chuckle, Chuckle

Today, I was at work and I began to think about this one time that Claude, his two brothers, and I went to the movies to go see Ninja Assassin. Before the movie started, we headed to Fuddruckers to get some nourishment. Some time prior, Claude said he wanted to ask his brothers, "Why aren't y'all dating any girls?"

"When are you getting married?"

Yeah, I guess I officially hit that age where family start asking me that question. Granted, the reason the question was presented because two of my cousins, who happen to be a couple of years older than I, are getting married this fall, but still, I thought I had time...

Train of Thought

Sorry I've been away for a while. Ive been fighting a losing battle with work-colepsy. What that means is that when I come home from work, I collapse into a deep and unforgiving slumber and can only be awaken by my mom for a brief moment to wrap my hair. Sorry baby, I'll do better.

Anyway, as of late, they past three days or so, ive been asking myself was I ready for a relationship...and the answer is yes. Im ready for someone who is complementary to me...possibly the one.

Eh, we'll see.

Check it

If you've ever been out w/ me, you'll find out fast that I'm a very personable individual. I'll talk to anyone, and make friends w/ everyone. If you meet me and don't like me, you have no soul. Flat out. Lol. I got it honest, my mom is the same way.

A couple of months ago, back in March to exact, my grandfather was sick so my mom came over to check out what was going on w/ him in the hospital. While she was there, she met and older gentleman, they exchanged numbers, and he told her to call whenever she was coming over for a visit...

Rule #362

Adventurous

So whn I was talking the non-scenic route to work, I used to pass a video store by the name of "Video Exclusive". They also had a sign that said, "Great selection of Adult DVDs for sale". By now, you know I love anything associated w/ porn, so I made a mental note of it for later.

Thursday, Cupcake & I went to Red Lobster for "Friday Food & Drinks" since I was leaving for Fort Wayne on Friday to visit my grandfather. On the way there, I noticed that the video store was directly across the street from the Red Lobster. I was determined to get "This Is Not The Good Times" which is a porn parody. After looking around & laughing for about ten minutes, Cupcake came across the parody section. The titles...the subjects...ridiculous.

Anyway, I left w/ "Not The Good Times" & "Not The Cosbys" prts one and two. Got home, and found out the DVD/cd portion of my laptop doesn't work anymore...so sad.

Dope.

Sex On The First Date? Don't mind if I do!

I don't give a shit about givin it up on the first night That just let me know she know what she want out of life What a hell of a way to goddamn wake up


Lately on Twitter I've been seeing a discussion about "sex on the first date" and to be truthful, I believe in it.

I have no problem w/ fucking on the first date. I'm eventually going to do it anyway so why should i hold out for weeks and weeks, knowing that Im going to fuck them eventually anyway. Most dudes change after sex, so why should I waste my time making myself wait, only to find out that the dude ain't about shit and can't fuck *Kanye Shrug*.

Mass Bird-icide

Maybe it's just been happening to me, but it seems like whenever I'm out driving, I've had at least one run-in w/ a bird. For example, one day I was driving to work and there was a bird by the curb. When I got closer, the bird decided to take off, very, very slowly. I almost ran into the fucking bird. I literally scared the shit out of it bird because it shitted on my window.

Then there was another time, also when I was driving to work, where a bird was walking across the street. I had to swerve out of the way in order to avoid hitting it. It still never flew away. The indignant bastard.

Maybe I should see what bird plays for in the dream book so I can play that shit in the lottery...get that money mayne.

"Aye, there's this orgy, you wanna go w/ me?"

That's what I asked Etana on my way home yesterday. I was joking of course, but I wanted to see what she was going to say. She said no, I kinda figured she would, but I just wanted to push her a little further. So I kept going on, made up a location, and time, and asked her again, "So will you go w/ me". Her response was, "No, I'm a mother"...simply stating that you're a mother doesn't make the reasons that you wouldn't want to go an orgy readily transparent, but I digress.

So I say, "it's just like watching a porn" and she doesn't watch porn. Finally I just said, "well I'm going. Are you going w/ me?" she said no. So I started to think like damn, she would really let me go on my own. I finally told her I was joking after about 5 minutes and she said, "aw man. I really thought you were serious. I definitely wasn't going to go". Wtf kind of friend lets another friend go to an orgy by themselves?! And it wasnt like she was trying to talk me out of it. She was just saying "no".

I was telling Victor about it today, and he also knows about how she left me at the club on new years eve (see my very first post for that story) and said, "Shit, maybe y'all need to evaluate yall friendship, LOL". He thought it was hilarious.

On some other shit, going to an orgy is on my Bucket List. I have to do it (see one
/participate in one)sometime before I reach 25...def before 30...

When Being Friendly Goes Wrong

Apparently I'm a huge flirt but it rarely, if ever, works to my advantage. For example, I could be "nice" (that's my version of flirting) to someone all night. Laughing, smiling, telling jokes, all of the normal "Christin" stuff that people call flirting, and the guy never bites. When I'm on some drunk, "I'm being stupid w/ my friend" shit, a dude decided to ask me for my number. Listen here, this is the FIRST time that shit has ever happened. In all of my years of going to clubs & bars, I NEVER get asked my number on some "let's chill" type shit...but I digress.

So I'm out w/ Cupcake for our patented Friday, food & drink Friday and I'm being my normal self w/ the bartender Frankie. He's kinda cute, nothing to write home about, but not so horrible to be banished to the bell tower. I'm fucked up, I'm flirting, and he decides to ask for my #. I'm my alcohol induced haze, I agreed to this. Gave him my number, he said he'd call me, and I left.

He called, we texted, no profound conversations or anything, but just small "good mornings" & "how ya doings". So yesterday I asked, "do you live alone", I held my breath for the response. I just knew that a 31 year old bartender/Dj/jack-of-all-trades HAD to live alone...but he hit me w/ that patented response

"Nah, not right now. I got my dad & my sister living w/ me right now"

That could quite possibly be true but, WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU! Told you I never catch the ones that I want...so I'll keep searching for that one that warms my heart & puts out my fires.

Until next time...

It's Gonna Be A Big Nut Bust

I posted this on my old blog before the divorce, but in honor of reliving the hilariousness that is Boss Nigger, I feel that we should let the random homeless guy also get a reshowing...

Also came across a band named, Does It Offend You, Yeah , who decided to sample the video and made a dope song out of it. Check it out...

Boss Nigger

Sometime last year, Claude went over his parents house and his dad was watching a western. Nothing out of the ordinary there, but wait, there's more. So the intro came on, and it began to sing the triumphs of a boss...boss nigger. I can't make any shit like this up. I'm not that creative lol.

Anyway, check out the intro to Boss Nigger...yes, it has the -er.

Oh, the joys of monogamy!

Earlier on twitter I made a joke about how I love that my next check will me monogamous, and that she's going to be all mine. I started to think about the joys of monogamy, and how much I miss being in a monogamous relationship.

I miss the long chats until the other one falls asleep. I miss the PDA. I miss random txts. I miss being missed. I miss being able to fuck raw. I miss not having to share.

Caught Me Slippin'

So there's this guy name Jermaine that I used to talk to back in february. He was ok, nothing too special, but I figured out in the beginning that it wasn't going to go anywhere. He doesn't have a job, he never went to school, and he still lives w/ his mom. Dont get me wrong, there's plenty of good guys out here like that, but I'my at the point right now where I'd like for the person I'm talking to bring something to the table. If we're not equal, be greater than me, do something! Anyway, I used not being over Claude as an excuse to stop talking to him, but he was so fucking persistent.

When I used to work at my last job I didn't get a chance to look at my phone very often. If he texted me good morning, I might not get to it until later that afternoon and he'd send a text like

"I guess you trying to be fake and ignore me"

Or i'd be driving and he'll say something along the lines of,

"So you're going to just quit talking to me. Oh ok."

I got frustrated w/ that shit and just said fuck it and started ignoring him. I think the last time I responded to his shit was back in March. I don't say a word. He calls, I don't answer. He writes on my Facebook wall, I don't respond. None of that shit...until yesterday.

I was out w/ Cupcake for our patented "Friday Food & Drinks" and I got a text from a random # saying, "hello". So me being the cordial person I was, I responded and asked who it was...it was him. The mothafucka caught me slipping.

Journey Inside The Spotless Mind of My TL

I have this guy that I follow, Gideon Wildflower, who also happens to be a rapper, and I can seriously say that he's one of the most interesting people that I follow. Sometimes I'm unable to read his rants because I'm in the middle of just trying to write a tweet, but in-between his random one-liners that talk about sex or people that he see on the train, he says brilliant things like this:




Whether the shit he says is original or by someone else, I always have to tip my hat off to him. S/o to you for being you mr. wildflower, continue.

A.D.I.D.A.S

It's on my mind, all day, everyday. I think the want for it has increased since I'm not able to get it as regularly as I once was. I've started back 'bating, and now I need go come 3x just to come down off the high....shit I need to get some regularity going in my life.

There's Just Something About...

Frank Ocean. I know you've heard his name quite often lately and probably wonder who in the hell he is...well, now you're about to know.

My Dream

Last night I had a dream, and in the dream I was dating one of my ex's Dwayne. Dwayne, like many of my exes, currently has a baby on the way. That has nothing to do w/ anything, but I just figured I'd be informative.

Rudeness

Auto-correct keep trying to undermine my gangsta

My Job...

is better than yours. Your job is my job's bitch. I love that when someone asks me, "How do you like your job", I reply, "I love it" and it's seriously the truth. I love the people that I work with. It's the dopest atmosphere known to man. How many people can say that they go to work and are happy to go? I can say, "bitch", "fuck" and other curse words. I can joke with my manager. I can joke with my co-worker Victor (who I also want to bone btw). I get to meet new people (haven't really met anyone sexy yet). I get my lunch paid for; ALL THAT!

In a nutshell, Enterprise is the shit. All other companies can go eat a dick!

Boss...