Death In A Dixie Cup: My Encounter With Liquid Cocaine

So I went up to State to visit Cupcake last week. Friday, the first day I got there, we embarked on a bar crawl. In my four years at Grand Valley, I had never been to a bar crawl. Better late than never.

The second stop of the bar crawl was at a brewery. Cupcake had been talking about a drink name, "Liquid Cocaine", and I figured it would be pretty good since I'm a fan of "Liquid Marijuana". Let me go on record saying this, do not drink Liquid Cocaine unless you don't like your life.

Ah, to be young...Memories

So I was on the phone with the Bestest while he was on his way to work and I got a phone call. The number was blocked, but it didn't matter, I answered it anyway.

*Puts on white person business voice*
"Hello?"
*click*

Now I know that the white person voice didn't throw someone off that much, so I concluded someone was playing on my phone...

Celebrity Apprentice

Is now my shit! I spent the weekend up at State, had a fucking ball btw, and when I woke up this morning Cupcake was watching Celebrity Apprentice. I had never saw the show before, EVER, but I did want to start watching it this season because I knew a lot of the people that were being featured. So here I am, watching the 5th episode, and from then on I was HOOKED.

I'm Too Old For This Shit

So you know how I told you about my ex and his old ass, childish girlfriend (see previous post)? Well, the bitch is nuttier than I thought.

I Googled, "Ghetto black woman" and this came up lmao.