I have no idea what the movie is about. I was just trying to find something to put on as background noise, and Chicago was coming on immediately after-wards. Everyone knows that Chicago is long as hell for no reason, so I figured that I could put it on, put my TV timer on for an hour and a half, and be knocked out within the first 30 or so minutes.
The Spread was set to end in about 15, I figured it was enough time to get some water and shit. I come back, and I see Ashton Kutcher holding a dead mouse. I look like "WTF", and then he proceeds to feed it to a frog. The next 7 minutes were so interesting that I wouldn't have minded if it was 30 min. Just check it out.
