-What happened? Something must've happened?
-It's not you, it's me.
-You're giving ME the, "it's not you, it's me", routine?
I invented "it's not you it's me"!
No one tells me "it's them, not me" if it's anybody, it's me!
-ALRIGHT, George, it's you.
-You're damn right it's me.
-Look I was just trying t-
-I know what you were trying to do, nobody does it better than me.
-I'm sure you do it very well
-Ye-yes, well unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out.
I just love that skit lol but it does apply here. I woke up this morning to a phone call from my ex asking me about relationship advice. I don't understand why ppl ask me about relationships when clearly, I'm horrible at them. My girl-friends are smart. They only question me about birth control or places to eat, you know, shit I know about! Every "guy" friend comes to me for advice, including exes bec, "you're 3 steps away from being a guy. You go to the strip club, you touch ass, go home and have sex! It just happens to be with a guy. You have all the girly parts w/ the mind of a guy". I guess...
