An older woman (man) put a nigga (me) on their bucket list - Wale

Lately I've been thinking about the things that I've been wanting to do before I die. I'll continue to add things as I think of them. (They aren't in any particular order)

1. Go to London
2. Go to Amsterdam
3. Visit an opium den
4. Stand/walk in quick sand
5. Smang someone on my short list
6. Stock my apt/house w/ furniture from Pottery Barn & Bombay (cause they're so fancy lol)
7. Pay off my car
8. Blow a weekend in Vegas
9. Buy a pair of LouBoutin's
10. Own 50 pair of Dunks (Of all different colors & heights!)
11. Skydive
12. Zip line
13. Go on a safari
14. Spend as much time as possible in Philly, New York, DMV & Boston. (Hopefully moving to one of those places)
15. Be able to pay my parents bills in full.
16. Float in the Dead Sea
17. Check out the pyramids
18. Chill in a hot spring
19. Ski/snowboard
20. Engage in a 3some (Come on, you knew some dirty shit were coming eventually)
21. Go to the Caribbean
22. See Amy Winehouse in concert
23. See Jill Scott in concert
24. See Little Brother in concert (since they're no longer together, I'll settle for a Foreign Exchange Concert)
25. Spend some time in Toronto.
26. White Water Rafting

Those are all the things that I can think of right now, I'm going to add more whenever it comes to mind

I'm Never Gonna Dance Again...

Guilty feet have got no rhythm...

My favorite part is when he walks in to the bio class and plays to the professor's vagine...#Classic

E'joy

Pine Bluff...Why Doth Thou Suck-eth So Much?

If you frequent Twitter's Worldwide Trending List, you will see that in addition to Glen Coco trending,  #PBSextape is trending. Unfortunately, the PB does NOT stand for peanut butter because that would have made it more interesting.

The video quality sucked. The sound sucked (because they were watching Crank on full blast and you could barely hear the moans). It was dark. It lasted 12 min. No seriously, the video lasted 12 minutes. It's really not worth seeing, but if you want to watch it, just go to my twitter page @iAmSexBob_OMB, check out my favorites, and the link is there.


I know you peeped that #ShamelessPlug right? lol I'm so boss.

Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you what the PB stood for. It stands for Pine Bluff. Yeah, I know, you wish it was peanut butter too. I told you, smh.

You go, Glen Coco!

In honor of Glen Coco trending on Twitter, I decided to post the scene that started it all...

P.S, did you notice that Gretchen Weiners wasn't trending?? #ImJustSayin'

We Need Hoodrats

I have a friend named Ian that I have known since I was in 8th grade, and the way we met was so adorable. When I was younger my mom used to always have me in some type of afterschool/weekend program.  In one program, I happened to meet this girl named Julie. Julie was a big exaggerator (feels a little harsh to call her a liar), but I love her, she was a cool ass friend.

Anyway, she had a friend named Ian and one day she three-way'd us (that lets you know now old we were), back when 3way-ing was hot lol. Ian and I started to introduced ourselves and found out we stayed on the same block, and was about to go to the same high school. Small world right? So, about a week later we met and we've been best friends ever since. Unfortunately before our freshman year of college, he moved away to North Carolina (HE COMES TO VISIT IN TWO WEEKS!! HAPPY!!).

I was on the phone with my boo Ian and I mentioned how I couldn't wait for the summer to drive my car around and stunt (just like a nigga right? lol). I happened to say, "Even though I probably ain't gonna do shit, but I can't wait, hahaha". Ian replied, "Man what? You got a dope ass car I bet every nigga is going to try and holla. I know how I am, if I see a chick in a hot car I'm like, 'aw shit she got something going'. That shit is sexy ". I had to remind him, "Ian, you must've forgot that this is Detroit, come on now". He said,

"Yeah you right because when I when I get there all I'm trying to fuck with is hood rats. I say it all the time, 'hood rats make the world go 'round'. lol But nah, forreal, if you never fucked with a hood rat, you wouldn't appreciate when a good one when they came along. You never know what the light looks like if you've never been in the dark..."

Shit. Sometimes you just can't argue with logic can you?