The Absolutely Gay-est Shit Ever In Life

The title says it all. No disrespect to their rhymes though. They gets it in. When I went up to GVSU over the weekend (am I a Laker?? Hell yeah, bitch!) for a party. Ashlee showed me one of the videos. I. DIED. Just check 'em out

Better Off Ted

Claude told me about this show a long time ago, and since it was on Netflix I decided to give it a try. IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. It also has Portia De Rossi in it *cream*

Anyway, the show is about a company named Veridian Dynamics and all the creepy and weird shit they do. Ted, is the head of the lab and product testing, and has an adorable and super smart daughter named, Rose. Veridian creates the craziest shit. In the first episode, they decided to cryogenically freeze one of it's scientists. When they thawed him out, he started to randomly made this noise...hilarity ensues. The show technically doesn't have a theme or intro. It's just a title card and 3 notes lol. My favorite thing that they do is that every episode features a commercial from Veridian that's related to the theme of the episode. It's just a funny show. Since YouTube sometimes sucks ass...I can't find the funniest clips. *whomp whomp*

I Got A Full-Time Job! (c)- Cupcake

She's been saying this shit for the past 2 or so months...and now my broke ass finally got a good one. I start next Tuesday :-)

Enterprise + Management Training Program + 40-49 hours per week (overtime you get paid $17) + I get to pay all my bills in one check = Bitch I'm Balling.

Nuff Said.