(I combined multiple messages to save space...)
Sardidoh: hey bitch
Me: hidey ho-ho
Sarididoh: so what's this shit about you giving up loving yourself?
Me: what the hell you talking about Sari?
Sarididoh: blog bitch. Your blog.
Me: talking about me giving up masturbation? Lol. I love myself, im just not rubbing myself lmao.
Sarididoh: you're a disgrace to all Scorpio's out there. No Scorpio will ever say they not going to beat off
Me: well I don't have a penis so I'm not beating off but I get what you're saying. Lol
Sarididoh: that's not funny. And you're not fucking right now? How in the hell do you not have anyone to fuck?! What about an ex or something?
Me: well there isn't that many to choose from, & you know I really only want one in particular.
Sarididoh: fuck that nigga, & what do you mean there aren't that many to choose from? You're not a virgin!
Me: yeah but I'm not a ho neither. I can count on two hands, and I won't even need all off the fingers on the 2nd one
Sarididoh: you need to be using the fingers on that 2nd hand Lmmfao. But seriously that's it? WTF type of scorpio are you? I'm killing you in the number game
Me: that's fine
Sarididoh: no bitch, it isn't. Are you sure you're bday is w/in the the right range? Bec you are the most prudish Scorpio I know
Me: yes bitch I know whn my fucking bday is
Sarididoh: oh yeah, you're an oct one. You a liborpio lmao
Me: bitch a what?
Sarididoh: a libra/scorpio. All the nastiness of a scorpio and the emotions of a libra #youaintreal
Me: oh alright. WTF. Crazy bitch
Sarididoh: you should fuck my pers. Yall will have fun
Me: right
Sarididoh: see, there you go with that withholdin and prude shit. That's why you horny right now. Ain't you?
Me: fuck you bitch don't judge me...take your white wig off. Lol
