If you're wondering who said the above statement, it happened to be my mom (she really said dick, yes. She's where I got the foul mouth from). I was cleaning and seasoning the turkey breast (funny that I had a tittie in my hand when she asked this right? lmao) that I was cooking for dinner and asked me was I "funny" now. I can't blame her for asking, I had a cousin who's recently came out after she had a bad break-up with her ex, and plus I have been to two strip clubs in the span of a week. But momma if you only knew...
I believe if my mom knew how, for lack of a better term, cock hungry I was (I should do a post about that saying) that that wouldn't even be a question in her mind lol. The only response I could think of is, "No ma, I go because it's fun". Oddly enough, about an hour earlier I was talking about my new outlook on life with a friend.
I was talking with my best friend Ian, who I miss dearly (love you boy!), and we were talking about the uselessness of relationships. You never really notice this when you're in the relationship- it's always hard to see the frame when you're in the picture, but there's always one that's scheming and the other one is left dreaming. I was the dreamer; I'll NEVER be the dreamer again. I'm going to take a page from Ian's book,
"That relationship shit is whack. Why can't people enjoy each other company and just fuck! That's how shit should be, I mean if both agree on them terms..."
I don't need to be in a relationship right now, I wouldn't be able to fully commit to anyone. Right now, what's best is a couple of good quality rebounds. I'm not saying I'm about to be fucking everything that has a handsome face and a nice size appendage (see how clean I made that sound?), but I am about to live like a 22 year old. Fuck being an adult for a while; I owe this to myself. I know it sounds like I just said I was going to become a slacker, but never that. I'm going to pay my bills (I'd NEVER jeopardize the Malibu Most Wanted like that), I'm not going to be doing r.r. (random raw), but I am about to live like I have a job with no kids. I am about to be the most selfishly selfless individual (it's a great way to be) you've ever met. As Ian said, "I'm kooler than the other side of the pillow" lol
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