Monday, January 31, 2011

Now Introducing: Louie The Laker

Yes baby, I finally got my water-pipe. That bitch is so sexy and it smokes so perfect. I finally got the chance to go to Purple Haze and chose one. While it may sound like picking out a pipe is easy...it's not


So I finally pull up to Purple Haze, and while I did have the addressed plugged into the GPS, that bitch was hard to find. As I said in a previous post, the chick that I went with does bath salts, and Purple Haze ONLY sold smoke stuff. They sell vaporizers, bong/water-pipes, concealment cans, herbal packers, lighters galore and anything else that you can imagine that deals with smoking lol. The water-pipes were in the front in a beautiful display case; I was mesmerized! Two hose or one hose; ceramic or glass; purple, green, white or pink- I LOST MY FUCKING MIND! ...and then I saw the prices lol. I went in thinking I could just stroll in and get a two hose 15'' pipe for like $50. Boy, was I wrong.

The first one I fell in love with was this sexy ass purple one. I was debating for a while whether I would be able to afford purchasing a $70 water pipe that wouldn't be used frequently. I had to make an adult decision and get Louie, and in the end, I think I made the right purchase.

So here I am, at register with Louie after debating over my purchase for an hour, and the fucking credit card machine was down. You know me, I'm a fucking hustler at heart, so I'm like, "What are you going to give me for free?". The bitch gave me a free lighter, free charcoals, a couple of free flavors, and extra discount on the pipe and would have gave me foil for free but they didn't have any lol. In all, I spent $33 when the original price of the pipe was $35.

I didn't get a chance to break Louie until Saturday, and let me tell you, I love him to death! I'll get deeper into how that went in another post.

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