Monday, January 3, 2011

Quotes & Sayings That Make Me Laugh #2

"If your life had a face I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face"- Stephen Stills "the talent" via Scott Pilgrim

I laughed my ass off when I read this in the comic. You really have to hate someone to say that you want someone's whole life to be punched. I imagine someone getting punched at every major stage within their life.


First day of Preschool: teacher punches you in the face. While losing your virginity: Someone randomly punches you in the face. Walking across the stage during graduation: Principle punches you in the face. Marrying your spouse: Preacher punches you in the face. Watching your first born being birthed: nurse clocks you in the face. Like that shit is funny!

Well there you go folks, quotes & sayings that tickle me pink!

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