Lent; what did you give up?

No, I'm not Catholic, but I still give up something for lent every year. My mom and dad were both raised Baptist but my grandfather now practices Catholicism. Anyway, junior year I gave up pop and Facebook but I don't remember what I gave up last year. Maybe I didn't give up anything... hm. Gotta think about that. Well, this year I gave up masturbation. Lets see how long that lasts...

(You know how I usually add a picture or something? Well I was going to add a picture of Jesus but is just didn't feel right having a picture of Jesus on the cross and a bunch of sentences about penis and masturbation)


Nicole sent me a text asking me what I was giving up for Lent. I hadn't thought about giving up anything so I responded, 

"With the exception of cursing, there isn't much that I do in excess that's worth giving up for lent. Maybe masturbation". 

You may not want to know this, but I 'bate every morning before I get out of the shower. I actually felt dirty after typing that lol. Sometimes it takes me a little longer than usual and it causes me to get out of the shower later, but I feel so fucking relaxed when I get out that I don't give a damn whether I'm late or not.

It's been three days, since I've 'bated, and I'm not 'craving' for it, but I sure would like some penis. Good penis at that. That's not too surprising because I want that all the time whether I was 'bating or not. 'Arriving' every morning won't curb my appetite for penis.