We Need Hoodrats

I have a friend named Ian that I have known since I was in 8th grade, and the way we met was so adorable. When I was younger my mom used to always have me in some type of afterschool/weekend program.  In one program, I happened to meet this girl named Julie. Julie was a big exaggerator (feels a little harsh to call her a liar), but I love her, she was a cool ass friend.

Anyway, she had a friend named Ian and one day she three-way'd us (that lets you know now old we were), back when 3way-ing was hot lol. Ian and I started to introduced ourselves and found out we stayed on the same block, and was about to go to the same high school. Small world right? So, about a week later we met and we've been best friends ever since. Unfortunately before our freshman year of college, he moved away to North Carolina (HE COMES TO VISIT IN TWO WEEKS!! HAPPY!!).

I was on the phone with my boo Ian and I mentioned how I couldn't wait for the summer to drive my car around and stunt (just like a nigga right? lol). I happened to say, "Even though I probably ain't gonna do shit, but I can't wait, hahaha". Ian replied, "Man what? You got a dope ass car I bet every nigga is going to try and holla. I know how I am, if I see a chick in a hot car I'm like, 'aw shit she got something going'. That shit is sexy ". I had to remind him, "Ian, you must've forgot that this is Detroit, come on now". He said,

"Yeah you right because when I when I get there all I'm trying to fuck with is hood rats. I say it all the time, 'hood rats make the world go 'round'. lol But nah, forreal, if you never fucked with a hood rat, you wouldn't appreciate when a good one when they came along. You never know what the light looks like if you've never been in the dark..."

Shit. Sometimes you just can't argue with logic can you?