I have this thing that I do when I'm drunk...I like to call it "pulling a Captain Morgan".
There's nothing more I love to see more whn I'm drunk than a dick. When I get tipsy and there's a dude that I'm feeling, I almost always tell him to do a Captain Morgan (i.e. pull your dick out and put it on your leg).
Yesterday I was on the phone w/ Claude and he happened to mention my attraction to looking at the male appendage and said, "I don't believe that you just look at them. That's like me telling a bitch 'aye take to pussy out and let me look at it I aint gonna fuck I just wanna look at it".
We went back and forth about it and he said that I did it this while we were together. Thats where I had to stop him; if there's one thing I know for sure, I know I never asked anyone to do that while we were together. I mean, I do have some morals...very little, but they're still existent.
Anywho, I haven't had anyone do a Captain Morgan in quite some time...I need to get my shit together.
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