Good Luck Christin

Have you ever seen the movie, "Good Luck Chuck"? Well basically, Dane Cook was this guy who never really had a serious relationship, and when he did have sex w/ a chick, the next person that the chick was involved, she would marry them. I'm feeling a bit like Chuck at this point...


So you guys remember Darrell right? Huge dick, super emotional, really cute but didn't have his shit together-Darrell? Well I went to Snookers for karaoke Thursdays; like I try to do every Thursday, and he happened to be there with this other chick. Not the cutest, on the big side, and in the words of Perko, "you're so much hotter. I don't know what the hell's wrong with him".

Last time we talked, he was going through that bullshit faze that all niggas go through when they lose their job; they isolate & become a dickhead. He stopped calling, he stopped txting, and unless we're fucking I have no need to chase you; so I didn't look for him. One day I was bored & happened to call him out on his shit cause I wanted someone to talk to (Cupcake was asleep, Claude was unreachable, Cole...she's always working) and he texted me some shit about not having his life together, he's depressed, not ready for a relationship and some more other shit that sounded like you know who when he was going through his bullshit.

Anyway, last Thursday, karaoke, ~11 in he walks with thickums and he calls her his "friend". I ask him what does he mean by friend and he said that he's not ready for a relationship because he's trying to get his life together and that his focus is work and school...but he's not in school. I don't get it.

At this point, I'm feeling like Chuck, but the unemployed niggas version. Stuck with Claude whn he had no job, got his shit together and now he's with another chick & a baby. This nigga got his job back and...

Eh. At least it's cool to know that my tits bring people happiness...