A couple of days ago I got a text from a friend who was panicking because the condom was lost inside her during sex.
She's not on birth control so naturally, she was panicking. I wasn't worried, possibly because it wasn't my vagina, and that there's so much shit out there that prevent egg fertilization post coitus. I told her she was cool and that she needed to go to CVS/Walgreens and pick up the Plan B pill for like $50
It reminded me of when I was in college and high school and my friend used to text/call me whenever she was worried if she missed a pill or needed to manipulate her period. I have no idea of when I became the go-to person for pregnancy prevention but I gladly accepted my role lol. If she hadn't taken her pill in a min and knew she was about to get it in she would call me to figure out what she needed to do. If she knew she was scheduled to come on her period but she was about to smash; she'd call me. I never led her astray so I guess I knew what the fuck I was talking about lol.
Anyway, the chick I told to get the Plan B pill decided to be fucking lazy and decided she didn't have enough time to go and get the pill; even though there are 24 hour CVS's and Walgreens... #WhiteWigGluedOn
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