NORM!

Everyone's seen at least one episode of Cheers (I happen to be watching all of the seasons right now, currently in Season 10), so you know when Norman Peterson walks into the bar they yell, "Norm"! Well I have a bar exactly like that...



For about 2 years I've been frequenting this bar/ pool hall named, Snookers. It has everything you need; food, drinks, pool, great atmosphere, great service and, most importantly, karaoke Thursdays! I usually go every Thursday or at least twice a month. I'm a regular, everyone knows my name, AND, I even have a frequent diner card! I even met Darrell there; you know, big penis, super sensitive, won't let my vagine be great...yeah, him.

Anyway, in addition to drinking, eating and singing awesome songs, we make fun of people. People who can't sing, people who fuck up songs, people who are dressed weird, people with fucked up haircuts...all that.

For example, there's this guy there that we affectionately call, "Patches". Patches is a regular who happens to be balding, but just won't let it go. In the back his head, where he happens to still have hair, he's taken it upon himself to cut three, 3D shapes into his head. I know for sure that 2 of the shapes are diamonds, the third shape escapes me right now.

Last time Cupcake and I were there it was one if the fellow regulars "Ms. Parker" birthday (when you say Ms. Parker you have to say it like Lil Wayne, NOT Smokey via Friday). There happened to be a newbie singing, "I'm your baby tonight", by the late Whitney Houston and her friend was video taping her. Her friend, thinking she was fly, decided to walk out the door with high top, glitter sketchers... I don't know why.


Anyway, here are some pictures from Cupcake & I's adventures.




Yep, I fell asleep.


That's Zo, he never smiles when he takes pictures and he never wears shirts with sleeves.



That's Link. He decided to tell Cupcake that she, "makes my brain hard, you make my whole body hard" and that he'll "fuck you so good ill make make you shit on yourself"...all while having that fucking cigarette hanging out his mouth.

...The shit that happens at the spot.

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