"Whether You Snitching to the Feds or Random House..."

Lmao, that shit will NEVER get old. Since I'm not snitching it doesn't really apply, but the publishers are indeed Random House...

Standards! Who knew I had them?

I was talking to my Boo Ashley sometime last week and I happened to be talking about Troy. Troy is this fantabulous guy that I met in Denver. When I say amazing, I mean...A-MAY-ZING. I wanted for nothing; companionship- we cuddled. Food; he cooked it. Drinks; he bought it. Just a great, great guy and if I were moving there permanently, he would be the person I would marry; no doubt about it.

Anyway, back to the main reason I was telling the story. So I was talking to Ashley about how he wouldn't let me get into his pants because "he has morals and scruples" to which Ashley replied, "hahaha omg so basically u are saying u don't? lol". When I think about it again, the same thing I said then, still applies now, "In the grand scheme of things...no".

In Case You Were Wondering...

I'm over the "baby" situation. It happened, its coming, and is over. It's the constant flooding of past moments, future possibilities & unanswered questions that kill me... It gets me everytime.

I wonder which one of us is better in bed, I need to know so I can improve lol (I'm such an overachiever)

Now Playing: Wale - The Break Up Song

Shit Nicole Says...

He pulled the wool over both of our eyes. Fuck that, he pulled the wool over our bodies! He planted inception! The motherfucker planted inception in our mind! We were sleep!

Shit Nicole Says...

I want to rub placenta on his steering wheel. I want to place some crack in his car and make him run a red light. 

Wow...(Part 2)

My attitude at the beginning of the night.

Man, the night was crazy! Read on

Wow...

That's seriously the ONLY way to explain Saturday. Most of you guys who will read this already have an idea of what happened from my tweets on Twitter, but here's the whole story...straight from the horses mouth.

Since the story is a bit long, I'm going to break it up into parts...Day & Night. Enjoy the Day!