Wale- The Break Up Song

"Grew up believing that (s)he'd never truely be happy until the day (s)he met his...soul mate."

I'm a supa, dupa romantic, and when I saw this video, I busted out crying. I couldn't get through the first 30 seconds. I LOVE '500 Days of Summer' which is where the concept from the video stems from. I never liked Zooey Deschanel before the movie...I hated that bitch after ward. I actually know the line that made me angry;

Summer: I woke up one morning and I just knew.

Tom: Knew what?

Summer: What I was never sure of with you. 

Dirty bitch...anyway, enjoy the video!

Tee Hee, I lied!

The title has absolutely nothing to do with the blog post but I happen to be be watching Family Guy lol. I don't know why I've been putting off writing this post, but I've been avoiding writing this. It's nothing major, I just, I just don't knowwwww! :-\

Poems I Wrote

Dated September 29th, 2009:

I hovered hesitantly
Nervous of what was to come
I had tried previously
But
This time was right
This time I was determined.
I braced myself,
adjusting all the while...

I awoke happy
Smiling at what had occurred,
And so did he...

I remember writing this one...that was a cool weekend.

The Heaven & Hell Conundrum

There are two doors, one to heaven and one to hell, with identical guards in front of each door. The guard in front of heaven always tells the truth and the one to hell always lies. You haave one question to ask one of the guards.

What do you ask?

A Saying/Poem I Wrote...

So for like 5 years I would occasionally write witty shit or poems in this 5 subject notebook when I was bored. I actually thought I lost it during the move from Grand Rapids back to Detroit but while looking through my "school tub" for my thesis notes, I found the notebook. I was flipping through the book and I realized this shit is too stupid to keep to myself so I'll share them with you. Some are pretty fucking funny actually.

Dated: March 17th 2007:

"3 monkeys sat in a banana tree with erections- they died happy."

Beside the quote there's a monkey sitting on a banana with an erection...I don't even remember doing this shit.

"Whether You Snitching to the Feds or Random House..."

Lmao, that shit will NEVER get old. Since I'm not snitching it doesn't really apply, but the publishers are indeed Random House...

Standards! Who knew I had them?

I was talking to my Boo Ashley sometime last week and I happened to be talking about Troy. Troy is this fantabulous guy that I met in Denver. When I say amazing, I mean...A-MAY-ZING. I wanted for nothing; companionship- we cuddled. Food; he cooked it. Drinks; he bought it. Just a great, great guy and if I were moving there permanently, he would be the person I would marry; no doubt about it.

Anyway, back to the main reason I was telling the story. So I was talking to Ashley about how he wouldn't let me get into his pants because "he has morals and scruples" to which Ashley replied, "hahaha omg so basically u are saying u don't? lol". When I think about it again, the same thing I said then, still applies now, "In the grand scheme of things...no".