So I Was Unemployed but...

None of that shit matters because I had an interview with Enterprise today that was epic! On top of that, they want me to do a 2nd interview next Thursday. I really really really really really hope I get this job. It's a decent amount of money, and for the first time in a long time I thought about a future.

I've Officially Become a Nigger

Yes, I left the 'er' on that bitch...

Hookers For Jesus

Back in the day, Claude & I made up this joke about chicks who stripped for Jesus. Fast forward to the present, I happened to be looking for shit to watch on ONDemand and I came across some shit labeled 'Hookers'. You know I had to click that shit.

So 'Hookers: Saved On The Strip' is about this chick named Annie who was a prossie in Vegas and decided to get out of the game because she knew girls lives were in danger. Annie decided to save chicks and let them know that Jesus loved them, and started an organization named Hookers For Jesus.

I can't lie, the shit is interesting/funny. Annie is too funny because she's really holy-holy...but she's an ex-hooker. So when she interprets the Bible during Bible Study...it's just too funny. Hearing the girls' story of how they got into the game is pretty interesting. One chick was sex trafficked. Another one had the pimp mafia after her, was addicted to drugs and alcohol. It's pretty interesting, flat out.

Check it out, Hookers: Saved On The Strip. It comes on Investgation Discovery. Dont ask me what day ad time, because I have no idea.

So There's This Guy

And I love him to death, but he's so fucking stupid.

So a lil synopsis, he was dating this shitty shitty girl, who was super young, was a liar, and was a cheater. I hated her. She made him stop hanging out with his friends, especially me bec she was threatened by our relationship. They've been broken up for about years and he's still not over it. Shit I know I'm not one to talk, but this nigga just makes makes the wrong choices in women. Every girl he has talked to, has been a stripper or just a shady bitch in general. The part that kills me, is that he's constantly surprised when these scurvy ass chicks finally show themselves to be what they always were; ho's. He always makes himself jump through hoops like going celibate for no reason, or giving up porn, or stop talking to girls who are truly on the up & up, and genuinely like him, for skeezits.

Anyway, what prompted me to write this is because we were on the phone and he made the statement, "I don't know how you deal with this whole being single thing", and I hate being single. I hate it. But I say it all the time, I can never settle for mediocrity. If imma do something, I have to go all in. I came to the conclusion yesterday that I'm not going to cry, and dwell and steep on the past bec it's not going to change A THING!

Sometimes I just want to smack him, because it just doesn't make sense to me. It's been two years, the bitxh almost ruined his life, but he's so stuck on her. I just don't understand. But then again, I guess we're not meant to understand everything.

P.s I wrote thison my phone, so any spellin and grammatical errors, I apologize.

Check This Shit

So you know how I said I was going to wikipedia Jheri Curl? Well I was serious about that shit and when I went to check it out, it came up with a gang! So apparently it was this Dominican gang out of Manhattan who all had high-top jheri curls. The dudes were ruthless, one of em shot his girlfriend in the kneecap because she made fun of his limp...ain't that a bitch?

P.S. It's named Jheri curl after Jheri Redding, the white guy that created it. Ironically, i don't think Jheri had a jheri curl...or at least I cant find a picture of
him with one. Wikipedia, you win again.

I Would Be So Hot If I Had A Jheri Curl

I washed my hair the other day and I decided it would be a perfect time to have a photo shoot.

P.S. I'm I the only one who finds it odd that it's spelled J-h-e-r-i? I think I'm going to wikipedia that...

Yes, that's my boob, not that's not my butt. I actually have no idea what that is lol

Man, Karma isn't nice!

So I was trying to find something on Netflix after I finished the 4th season of Psych. I was hoping that the 3rd season of Big Bang Theory was 'instant' and not 'disc only'...of course it was only available on disk. I became a fan of the show while I was with Claude but it was actually another ex that introduced me to the show. I started thinking about him, his name actually escapes me right now, and I started feeling really really bad because I cheated on him. He never knew about it, but now I think karma is finally getting me back...