What Have I Done With My Life?

I ask myself this every couple of months, or when something makes me realize that my life sucks. A couple of weeks back I was talking to Nicole and I realized that my life SUCKS! I'm not saying it on some "Oh woe is me I got cheated on and lost my job" type shit, I'm saying it because I haven't lived my life. When I think about college, while I do have great memories, I don't have anything that I could retell and people say, "Awwww shit! damn I wanna do that"!

I really realized that shit earlier when I was on the phone with Claude. He was telling me a couple of stories about some shit he did when he was younger, and I got jealous. I seriously got jealous at the fact that he had stories to reminisce on and I don't have that.

I wish I would've gotten drunk more. I wish I would've fucked around more. I wish I did more embarrassing shit. From here on out, I'm living reckless. Not "doing meth, getting pregnant & raw dogging" type reckless. But more like "snorting cocaine a couple of times (joke??) and drunken one nights stands where condoms ARE used" type of reckless. I need to have embarrassing things to keep from my future children.

I'm beginning to realize that I'm a bit too serious about life. I'm 22 years old, but I stress like a 47 year old divorcee with 6 kids, a mini-van with 3 past due car note and a bastard child on the way. I need to stop that or I'll die young...

Netflix (high dot low dot) You 'da shit!

Since my fortunate termination at work, I've had plenty of time on my hands, and Netflix has been doing a good job at keeping me occupied. The only movie that I watched was Mystery Team; which is fucking hilarious, btw. Anyway, I watched the first 6 seasons of The Office; which is the shit! I was happy that Jim & Pam quit fucking around and finally got their shit together.

I think my favorite thing of the show is Michael Scott & his love life. He's a hopeless romantic, and I love that about him. Jan was a bitch; flat out. There isn't much that needs to be said about her, but Holly?? Holly and Michael were so lame that they were magnificent. I LOVED IT! I was extremely sad that she moved away, but I looked ahead I saw that they got back together. WHO'S SMILING? I AM!

The other show that I started watching is 30 Rock. Tina Fey is the shit; flat out. lol The reason I decided watching 30 Rock was because I needed to get more Donald Glover in my life after watching The Mystery Team. Donald (we're on a first name basis you know) writes for the show and I said, "Hey, let me finally check this out" and it's pretty fucking great. I will admit, the first 18 episodes were a bit rough, but the 19th episode turned everything on it's head. I don't remember specifically what happened, but it was the first time I had laughed hard enough to almost pee on myself.

What I like about both shows is that they do random obscure references that no one know else realizes. 30 Rock casually mentioned Basquiat (which you know made me cream) and they have Elaine Stritch playing Baldwin's mom. If you have the chance, watch The Office & 30 Rock.

Just Thought You Should Know...

I took my tongue ring out in anticipation of my new job. You see how I'm speaking that shit into existence, son! Bad thing is...I feel normal. While a tongue ring is extremely common and a lot of young hood rats who have two kids by 4 different dads have them, I felt like it made me stand out. All I am now is a smart chick with straight teeth, big boobs and long hair. I have to get a new and visible tattoo, or a new visible that I'd be allow to still wear at work.

I need to do something fast... 

So I Was Unemployed but...

None of that shit matters because I had an interview with Enterprise today that was epic! On top of that, they want me to do a 2nd interview next Thursday. I really really really really really hope I get this job. It's a decent amount of money, and for the first time in a long time I thought about a future.

I've Officially Become a Nigger

Yes, I left the 'er' on that bitch...

Hookers For Jesus

Back in the day, Claude & I made up this joke about chicks who stripped for Jesus. Fast forward to the present, I happened to be looking for shit to watch on ONDemand and I came across some shit labeled 'Hookers'. You know I had to click that shit.

So 'Hookers: Saved On The Strip' is about this chick named Annie who was a prossie in Vegas and decided to get out of the game because she knew girls lives were in danger. Annie decided to save chicks and let them know that Jesus loved them, and started an organization named Hookers For Jesus.

I can't lie, the shit is interesting/funny. Annie is too funny because she's really holy-holy...but she's an ex-hooker. So when she interprets the Bible during Bible Study...it's just too funny. Hearing the girls' story of how they got into the game is pretty interesting. One chick was sex trafficked. Another one had the pimp mafia after her, was addicted to drugs and alcohol. It's pretty interesting, flat out.

Check it out, Hookers: Saved On The Strip. It comes on Investgation Discovery. Dont ask me what day ad time, because I have no idea.

So There's This Guy

And I love him to death, but he's so fucking stupid.

So a lil synopsis, he was dating this shitty shitty girl, who was super young, was a liar, and was a cheater. I hated her. She made him stop hanging out with his friends, especially me bec she was threatened by our relationship. They've been broken up for about years and he's still not over it. Shit I know I'm not one to talk, but this nigga just makes makes the wrong choices in women. Every girl he has talked to, has been a stripper or just a shady bitch in general. The part that kills me, is that he's constantly surprised when these scurvy ass chicks finally show themselves to be what they always were; ho's. He always makes himself jump through hoops like going celibate for no reason, or giving up porn, or stop talking to girls who are truly on the up & up, and genuinely like him, for skeezits.

Anyway, what prompted me to write this is because we were on the phone and he made the statement, "I don't know how you deal with this whole being single thing", and I hate being single. I hate it. But I say it all the time, I can never settle for mediocrity. If imma do something, I have to go all in. I came to the conclusion yesterday that I'm not going to cry, and dwell and steep on the past bec it's not going to change A THING!

Sometimes I just want to smack him, because it just doesn't make sense to me. It's been two years, the bitxh almost ruined his life, but he's so stuck on her. I just don't understand. But then again, I guess we're not meant to understand everything.

P.s I wrote thison my phone, so any spellin and grammatical errors, I apologize.