The Heaven & Hell Conundrum

There are two doors, one to heaven and one to hell, with identical guards in front of each door. The guard in front of heaven always tells the truth and the one to hell always lies. You haave one question to ask one of the guards.

What do you ask?

A Saying/Poem I Wrote...

So for like 5 years I would occasionally write witty shit or poems in this 5 subject notebook when I was bored. I actually thought I lost it during the move from Grand Rapids back to Detroit but while looking through my "school tub" for my thesis notes, I found the notebook. I was flipping through the book and I realized this shit is too stupid to keep to myself so I'll share them with you. Some are pretty fucking funny actually.

Dated: March 17th 2007:

"3 monkeys sat in a banana tree with erections- they died happy."

Beside the quote there's a monkey sitting on a banana with an erection...I don't even remember doing this shit.

"Whether You Snitching to the Feds or Random House..."

Lmao, that shit will NEVER get old. Since I'm not snitching it doesn't really apply, but the publishers are indeed Random House...

Standards! Who knew I had them?

I was talking to my Boo Ashley sometime last week and I happened to be talking about Troy. Troy is this fantabulous guy that I met in Denver. When I say amazing, I mean...A-MAY-ZING. I wanted for nothing; companionship- we cuddled. Food; he cooked it. Drinks; he bought it. Just a great, great guy and if I were moving there permanently, he would be the person I would marry; no doubt about it.

Anyway, back to the main reason I was telling the story. So I was talking to Ashley about how he wouldn't let me get into his pants because "he has morals and scruples" to which Ashley replied, "hahaha omg so basically u are saying u don't? lol". When I think about it again, the same thing I said then, still applies now, "In the grand scheme of things...no".

In Case You Were Wondering...

I'm over the "baby" situation. It happened, its coming, and is over. It's the constant flooding of past moments, future possibilities & unanswered questions that kill me... It gets me everytime.

I wonder which one of us is better in bed, I need to know so I can improve lol (I'm such an overachiever)

Now Playing: Wale - The Break Up Song

Shit Nicole Says...

He pulled the wool over both of our eyes. Fuck that, he pulled the wool over our bodies! He planted inception! The motherfucker planted inception in our mind! We were sleep!

Shit Nicole Says...

I want to rub placenta on his steering wheel. I want to place some crack in his car and make him run a red light.