Saturday, January 22, 2011

Don't Get Any Ideas Gramps!

So I'm not sure if I ever told you guys, but I have a co-worker who has flirted with consistently since I started with the company back in October. Dude is 46 or 44 years old. Not saying that that's a problem, but, it is lol. Now apparently two of the people that are on this trip have a lil inner-office affair thing going on and I think he's hinting that we should do the same...au contraire mon frere.



So at work, he's always saying sly shit like "when you gonna let me take you to Florida with me"? I laugh it off even though I really would love to go down there and help him set up his office. He'll also say other shit about how he likes to "spoil his women". He likes to go through pictures in my phone also...I REALLY don't like that shit at all!

Now today when we were in the field with each other, he happened to mention that the two other people on our team are having relations. He casually suggested that whenever they were in the room with each other, that I should come down to the room with him while they "do their thing" and we can keep busy...right. No. I always answer his questions like "Hm", "...Yeah", or just do some head nodding so that he knows that I'm listening, but not ever giving an actual answer. I already know this is going to be a LONG trip because when we got into the car after he came in from the airport, he was staring at his boobs. Whenever he flirts with me or stares at me for too long I think about something that Nicole's mom says,

"Don't you fuck with those old bitches they got worms"

While he isn't a woman, he is old so it also applies to him. I already know what you're thinking and the answer is yes. Yes, Nicole gets the craziness from her mom lol. Anyway, I'll keep you guys informed on everything that's going on. Pray that I produce great numbers while I'm here. Also, pray that I don't catch worms lmao j.k.

***Oh yeah, I just thought I should tell you guys. You may have noticed that many of my posts as of late have been lacking a picture. Reason being is that many of the most recent posts have been off my phones, then others just didn't have a picture that would go along with the post. I guess I should have googled a picture of wrinkly balls or something huh?

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