Yes, it's more than a month away but I felt the need to express my dislike for this bullshit ass holiday early. Yes, I am a bitter bitch and I'm not ashamed to admit it, fuck you very much!
You see face the little boy is making in that picture? That's how I feel whenever I see a cakey ass status or see PDA. If y'all thought I was bad before, you'll have no idea on the shit I'm going to say now. Last Valentine's day was actually my first "real" Valentine's Day and I actually got to do all the cakey shit that I see on tv. You can only imagine the level of bitchitude that I'm going to have this year
So my favorite of the the Valentine's Day gifts was a bear in a sweatshirt that says "I ♥ U". That shit was a-fucking-dorable to me. I was so much of a cake that I sprayed it with his cologne and I slept with it (I don't think he knew that...but he knows now!). No need to tell me, I know I'm a super duper cake & absolutely pathetic. Anyway, once I came back home, I kept it on my nightstand because it would always fall in between the wall and my bed and I was tired of constantly fetching it. The funny part is coming up, so pay attention lol.
Now, most people who read this blog already know me, or have read enough of my stuff to have some idea of the shit that has been going on. When the shit hit the fan a couple of weeks ago, that night I returned home, I turned the bear around and faced it towards the wall. LMAO Looking back on it, that's fucking hilarious. I have no idea why I did that shit, and I don't think I've told anyone that I did that lol.
Anyway, this Valentine's Day is going to suck major donkey dick, I'm mentally preparing myself for it already. Wanna mope with me? I don't mind having people with me while I wallow in my sorrows.
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