Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Clarence Baynard Walker, aka, CB Walker and he is the host of the Flaccid Ego's Free Psychic Energy Reading. I'll never forget when I saw this shit sophomore year, I was hooked! I thought this shit was real, I really thought dude was a psychic. CB is another product of hilarious ass public tv programming out of New York City (wasn't Reverend X
"Spirit of Truth" from NY too?). The show was on for 4 years and developed a cult following. People would call in and say the rudest shit while CB would counter with a witty and equally rude response. Each video is like 10 min, but every episode is pure comedy. Below are my favorite 4 episodes.
- This episode was FILLED with crank callers...Absolutely hilarious. He gets pissed and just hangs up and curses our everyone.
- Much more structured than the other ones, at the end of the episode he starts flirting with the caller. CB loves the ladies! Not one of the funniest but deserves a mention.
- #2 and #3 are continuations of each other. The funniest part of this episode is at the 5:55 mark. The guy from the previous video that keeps mentioning "battle toads" calls in and CB snaps...funniest shit ever
- Highlight reel...the best of the best. "I'll tell you what's under my turban. An ass whipping is under my turban if you keep calling and fucking with me!"
- ******** I had to add this one. I happened to continue watching the videos and I found this episode which contained one of my favorite lines, "I know what y'all thinking...CB be banging them boys. I'm a ladies maaaannnn"
I just discovered this guy today on YouTube.Im a fan of prank calls,Howard Stern's Tradio being my favorite. I though this guy was real,as did I think the Jesus Chatline was too.Then I saw the last episode for the "real deal"!Still entertaining as ever!
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