
So I went up to State to visit Cupcake last week. Friday, the first day I got there, we embarked on a bar crawl. In my four years at Grand Valley, I had never been to a bar crawl. Better late than never.
The second stop of the bar crawl was at a brewery. Cupcake had been talking about a drink name, "Liquid Cocaine", and I figured it would be pretty good since I'm a fan of "Liquid Marijuana". Let me go on record saying this, do not drink Liquid Cocaine unless you don't like your life.
Number 1, liquid cocaine is brown...who would've thunk that shit? Liquid marijuana is green, marijuana is green. I just assumed that if it's called liquid cocaine, then I thought it would be white. I was so confused. I asked the bartender what it was in it, and his response made me shit myself:
-Bacardi 151
-Jaegermeister
-Rumpleminze
It doesn't taste good. It tastes like I gave a burning acorn a blowjob. It gets you fucked up tho, no doubt about that, but you might throw up in the process
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