About an hour ago I was picking up a 'scription from CVS (I'm good, just a lil finger ache) and I was in the checkout line w/ my 'scription, cashews (I've been craving 'em), and my cheese muchies whn I happened to overhear a convo going on by the two young men standing behind me...
Him: "Man she sent me a txt message talking bout I sent her a message saying I was lying here w/ my girl."
His friend: "nigga what? Why would you do that?"
Him: "nigga I didnt! I guess (indistinguishable) sent that shit to all the girls in my phone bec that's the 4th chick that txt me that."
He then said to me, w/ a overstuffed teddy bear holding a heart
"Hey, ask her (talking about the cashier) if they have any balloons left"
After saying they don't, he said "thank you" and continued to talk to his friend,
Him: "Iono what imma get these other bitches then. Cause I'll be damn if I buy 3 more of these bears and spend $30"
#HappyVDay!
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