Shit Nicole Says

So I'm going to do a new series of blog posts called, "Shit Nicole Says":

"I don't even know why I fool myself thinking I'm about to watch First 48 after 2am. I'm just about to turn to Nick Jr." - Nicole

Mmmmhhhhm

*curl lip* o_O

A Tweet I Saw

• @Wale : Ain't nothing like a woman who thinks the world of you, and ain't scared to tell the world...#feelme ?

• @Wale : Think the world of me.. love me and tell the world of me...love you

• @Wale : Listen to me, Lust for me, be Loyal to me Like me, love me.... Ladies it's that east I swear.. Ok no more #emotweets

• @Wale : Oh, I forgot to say, a mans job is to reciprocate every every every thing given by a woman x 2. That's just my opinion tho #back2myliquor

If You Thought I Was Mean...

then you've never met my mother.

A Tweet I Saw...

@AlliDoIsWingo : Cuddle buddy position available. I'm paying in sex, any takers?

Told 'Ya!

Can you still be called a Negative Nancy when you're right every time? When will people start calling me a psychic?

Nothing to say but...

I am happy today. This not like other days, somehow I feel okay. Somehow I feel okay, whoa.- Kid Cudi

Damn you for being able to dictate my happiness! *Evil Monkey Finger*