Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Know You're Role

...and shut your hole! (c) Every Kid Who Liked Wrestling In the Early Millennium

I have to admit. I'm fucking awesome at somethings...others, not so much. For example, I'm great at cooking, and cleaning. I can grout, reseal, glaze and caulk anything you put in front of me. I can fix electronics and put together even the most complicated piece of furniture from Ikea without using instructions (#thuglife bitch I don't need instructions). Hell, I can rewire a house with simply a pair of pliers, some wire cutters, and testers (my grandfather is an electrician), but I CANNOT do plumbing.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Just In Case You Were Wondering

I still haven't had sex...Don't worry, I'm getting close tho. :-)

Ew, You're Used Now

About 3-4 years ago, I happened to be walking down the street on a warm summer day downtown and ran into this guy. Nervously, "Are you Jeff ___"? I said, he replied, "Yeah, you look familiar also", "We went to middle school together. I'm Christin", "Oh yeah I remember now! Yeah!"...So we exchanged numbers, and we talked all that day. I was super duper happy because I had ALWAYS had a crush on him but he moved to Virginia back when I was in 7th grade, he in the 8th. None of that mattered, I had a second chance...or so I thought.


Sunday, March 6, 2011

Don't You Hate It When They're Right?

Warning: Most of the conversation that takes place within this post will be paraphrased. A lot of time has gone pass since the original conversation has taken place so some words may have been lost in translation.
My sincere apologies,
MGMT
 

Houghton!!


Have I talked to you since I've been back from Houghton? I don't think I have, but in summation, I had a great ass time. It makes me miss the shit outta GV. Below are pictures/videos that were made during the trip.



So we went sledding on the first day we were there, Cupcake couldn't find her snow legs lol

Lydia and Sanai

She couldn't get the hang of walking uphill
Cupcake & I taking a photo op between songs

In the studio
Ol perfect body bitch. I hate her, but I love her lol

Welcome Back

Don't judge me. Dogma was a great movie. Jesus is great.

I apologize. I know I've been gone for a while and I sincerely apologize. Don't think I haven't thought about you. Don't think that since I got my check, I became too big for my britches or anything lol. I have so much to catch you up on... I just hope that I remember it all.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

So...

I'm sending this to you. Relationships can be scary, and they can give people power over your life; I don't give up power easily. If anyone has earned it, it's you & I owe it to you to tell you...I love you.

Ps: I stole this from an episode of Community. This isn't to anyone in particular