I'm Never Gonna Dance Again...

Guilty feet have got no rhythm...

My favorite part is when he walks in to the bio class and plays to the professor's vagine...#Classic

E'joy

Pine Bluff...Why Doth Thou Suck-eth So Much?

If you frequent Twitter's Worldwide Trending List, you will see that in addition to Glen Coco trending,  #PBSextape is trending. Unfortunately, the PB does NOT stand for peanut butter because that would have made it more interesting.

The video quality sucked. The sound sucked (because they were watching Crank on full blast and you could barely hear the moans). It was dark. It lasted 12 min. No seriously, the video lasted 12 minutes. It's really not worth seeing, but if you want to watch it, just go to my twitter page @iAmSexBob_OMB, check out my favorites, and the link is there.


I know you peeped that #ShamelessPlug right? lol I'm so boss.

Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you what the PB stood for. It stands for Pine Bluff. Yeah, I know, you wish it was peanut butter too. I told you, smh.

You go, Glen Coco!

In honor of Glen Coco trending on Twitter, I decided to post the scene that started it all...

P.S, did you notice that Gretchen Weiners wasn't trending?? #ImJustSayin'

We Need Hoodrats

I have a friend named Ian that I have known since I was in 8th grade, and the way we met was so adorable. When I was younger my mom used to always have me in some type of afterschool/weekend program.  In one program, I happened to meet this girl named Julie. Julie was a big exaggerator (feels a little harsh to call her a liar), but I love her, she was a cool ass friend.

Anyway, she had a friend named Ian and one day she three-way'd us (that lets you know now old we were), back when 3way-ing was hot lol. Ian and I started to introduced ourselves and found out we stayed on the same block, and was about to go to the same high school. Small world right? So, about a week later we met and we've been best friends ever since. Unfortunately before our freshman year of college, he moved away to North Carolina (HE COMES TO VISIT IN TWO WEEKS!! HAPPY!!).

I was on the phone with my boo Ian and I mentioned how I couldn't wait for the summer to drive my car around and stunt (just like a nigga right? lol). I happened to say, "Even though I probably ain't gonna do shit, but I can't wait, hahaha". Ian replied, "Man what? You got a dope ass car I bet every nigga is going to try and holla. I know how I am, if I see a chick in a hot car I'm like, 'aw shit she got something going'. That shit is sexy ". I had to remind him, "Ian, you must've forgot that this is Detroit, come on now". He said,

"Yeah you right because when I when I get there all I'm trying to fuck with is hood rats. I say it all the time, 'hood rats make the world go 'round'. lol But nah, forreal, if you never fucked with a hood rat, you wouldn't appreciate when a good one when they came along. You never know what the light looks like if you've never been in the dark..."

Shit. Sometimes you just can't argue with logic can you?

I Mean, Who Doesn't Want To Do Hoodrat Stuff With Their Friend? (updated)

"I wanna do it because it's fun. It's fun to do bad things like drive into a car."

I've been looking for this video for years. Nicole used to say this all the time, and I was never able to find it! To  sum up what you're about to watch (if you haven't saw it already), this little bad ass 7 year old boy (Latarian Milton) decided to take his grandma's truck (that was on 'dem fo's, btw), and crashed it.

"If I thought they wouldn't take me to jail, I'd whip his behind right now."

 Just added:

    So after I posted the video, I saw the lil nigglet fought his grandma for a chicken wing a couple of weeks later...check it out lol

Playing Hard To Get

Who doesn't like to play hard to get? I love it! Chase me. Woo me. Compliment me (we love compliments). The fun lies in the chase! Who in their right mind would want anything that came easily? Not I said the duck. I like to be mentally stimulated first.

Unfortunately, I've recently found out that some men don't know the correct way to seduce.

Could You Do It?

Im a fan of 'Secret Diary Of A Call Girl', which comes on Showtime #shamelessPlug. I was catching up on the third season, which is available on ONDemand #shamelessPlug, and I there was an episode where a customer said that he would want to have a relationship with her, despite her job. Later on in the episode, Belle was beginning to have a sexual encounter w/ her book editor and began to think about what the customer said. She knew in her heart of hearts that it would be impossible to get someone to accept her and her job. It made me think:

Would I be able to date someone knowing that they were an escort/prostitute??