Alphabet

I went to Nicole's graduation over the weekend (I'll post pictures and shit later), and on the way back, we decided to play an alphabet game. Half-way through it, we decided to turn it into a story:

Aardvark banana catastrophe destroyed ever ferociously. Glad Henry intercepted Justin's kind love. Momma need other people. Quick! Reading stations topple under victory without xylophone yield zealously.

The Absolutely Gay-est Shit Ever In Life

The title says it all. No disrespect to their rhymes though. They gets it in. When I went up to GVSU over the weekend (am I a Laker?? Hell yeah, bitch!) for a party. Ashlee showed me one of the videos. I. DIED. Just check 'em out

Better Off Ted

Claude told me about this show a long time ago, and since it was on Netflix I decided to give it a try. IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. It also has Portia De Rossi in it *cream*

Anyway, the show is about a company named Veridian Dynamics and all the creepy and weird shit they do. Ted, is the head of the lab and product testing, and has an adorable and super smart daughter named, Rose. Veridian creates the craziest shit. In the first episode, they decided to cryogenically freeze one of it's scientists. When they thawed him out, he started to randomly made this noise...hilarity ensues. The show technically doesn't have a theme or intro. It's just a title card and 3 notes lol. My favorite thing that they do is that every episode features a commercial from Veridian that's related to the theme of the episode. It's just a funny show. Since YouTube sometimes sucks ass...I can't find the funniest clips. *whomp whomp*

I Got A Full-Time Job! (c)- Cupcake

She's been saying this shit for the past 2 or so months...and now my broke ass finally got a good one. I start next Tuesday :-)

Enterprise + Management Training Program + 40-49 hours per week (overtime you get paid $17) + I get to pay all my bills in one check = Bitch I'm Balling.

Nuff Said.

The Spread

I have no idea what the movie is about. I was just trying to find something to put on as background noise, and Chicago was coming on immediately after-wards. Everyone knows that Chicago is long as hell for no reason, so I figured that I could put it on, put my TV timer on for an hour and a half, and be knocked out within the first 30 or so minutes.

The Spread was set to end in about 15, I figured it was enough time to get some water and shit. I come back, and I see Ashton Kutcher holding a dead mouse. I look like "WTF", and then he proceeds to feed it to a frog. The next 7 minutes were so interesting that I wouldn't have minded if it was 30 min. Just check it out.

Keep Calm & Carry On!

...said the queen as she led her trupes into battle. The syncopated rhythm their boots created against the war-torn & shredded turf, provided the soundtrack for the impending Blitzkrieg.

TO THE VICTOR GOES THE SPOILS!

...she echoed, but who can think about gold & booty at a time like this? A frontline pillaged due to greed & the need to conquer more. More will never be enough.

Harbor House: Downtown Detroit

Harbor House Restaurant
440 Clinton Street, Detroit, MI 48226
(313) 967-9900

Saturday I went on a family dinner w/ my cousins, aunts, and parents. The place my cousin chose was The Harbor House. I had never been inside before, but I had parked near it and knew where it was located.



See that table there on the left, that's where we were sitting.