My Dream

Last night I had a dream, and in the dream I was dating one of my ex's Dwayne. Dwayne, like many of my exes, currently has a baby on the way. That has nothing to do w/ anything, but I just figured I'd be informative.

Rudeness

Auto-correct keep trying to undermine my gangsta

My Job...

is better than yours. Your job is my job's bitch. I love that when someone asks me, "How do you like your job", I reply, "I love it" and it's seriously the truth. I love the people that I work with. It's the dopest atmosphere known to man. How many people can say that they go to work and are happy to go? I can say, "bitch", "fuck" and other curse words. I can joke with my manager. I can joke with my co-worker Victor (who I also want to bone btw). I get to meet new people (haven't really met anyone sexy yet). I get my lunch paid for; ALL THAT!

In a nutshell, Enterprise is the shit. All other companies can go eat a dick!

Boss...

if you stare at it long enough...

it looks like the dogs are going to move.

The Shit You Find On The Internet

So I was about to write a blog post about my job and I decided to google some pictures to put on the blog post. I do it for the bitches. Bitches love pictures. Anyway, I googled "work", clicked the images tab, and came across this funny ass website of pictures w/ funny sayings on them. Go look and read some of the pictures.