"When are you getting married?"

Yeah, I guess I officially hit that age where family start asking me that question. Granted, the reason the question was presented because two of my cousins, who happen to be a couple of years older than I, are getting married this fall, but still, I thought I had time...

Train of Thought

Sorry I've been away for a while. Ive been fighting a losing battle with work-colepsy. What that means is that when I come home from work, I collapse into a deep and unforgiving slumber and can only be awaken by my mom for a brief moment to wrap my hair. Sorry baby, I'll do better.

Anyway, as of late, they past three days or so, ive been asking myself was I ready for a relationship...and the answer is yes. Im ready for someone who is complementary to me...possibly the one.

Eh, we'll see.

Check it

If you've ever been out w/ me, you'll find out fast that I'm a very personable individual. I'll talk to anyone, and make friends w/ everyone. If you meet me and don't like me, you have no soul. Flat out. Lol. I got it honest, my mom is the same way.

A couple of months ago, back in March to exact, my grandfather was sick so my mom came over to check out what was going on w/ him in the hospital. While she was there, she met and older gentleman, they exchanged numbers, and he told her to call whenever she was coming over for a visit...

Rule #362

Adventurous

So whn I was talking the non-scenic route to work, I used to pass a video store by the name of "Video Exclusive". They also had a sign that said, "Great selection of Adult DVDs for sale". By now, you know I love anything associated w/ porn, so I made a mental note of it for later.

Thursday, Cupcake & I went to Red Lobster for "Friday Food & Drinks" since I was leaving for Fort Wayne on Friday to visit my grandfather. On the way there, I noticed that the video store was directly across the street from the Red Lobster. I was determined to get "This Is Not The Good Times" which is a porn parody. After looking around & laughing for about ten minutes, Cupcake came across the parody section. The titles...the subjects...ridiculous.

Anyway, I left w/ "Not The Good Times" & "Not The Cosbys" prts one and two. Got home, and found out the DVD/cd portion of my laptop doesn't work anymore...so sad.

Dope.

Sex On The First Date? Don't mind if I do!

I don't give a shit about givin it up on the first night That just let me know she know what she want out of life What a hell of a way to goddamn wake up


Lately on Twitter I've been seeing a discussion about "sex on the first date" and to be truthful, I believe in it.

I have no problem w/ fucking on the first date. I'm eventually going to do it anyway so why should i hold out for weeks and weeks, knowing that Im going to fuck them eventually anyway. Most dudes change after sex, so why should I waste my time making myself wait, only to find out that the dude ain't about shit and can't fuck *Kanye Shrug*.