Divinity

You muttered indiscriminate rhetoric
on a cold and obdurate night
Infinite inquiries went unanswered into your
spotless mind with an occasional
regurgitation of an uncertainty. The
ultimate Kanye Shrug. To err is human,
and to blame something else
exhibits damn good management skills.
So authority was relinquished,
subservience was inevitable
and therefor rendered any utterance
of atonement preposterous
and highly improbable.
So where to now?
Off to the Cape of Eidetic,
where many inconsolables retreat
and mull over remote instances of lives no more.
Forever sending postcards
scrawled with "do you remember"s on the back of pictures
featuring the ruins of Pompeii
Itching for a glimmer of some familiarity
like the bite from a mosquito.
I've been bit, and I swear that shit stings
worst than the bees that you're allergic to
I'm tired of being on this trip,
and I want to go home but I know
the objective has yet to be completed.
To err is human, this I know
but it's gonna take a while
before I can get to the "divine"
part.

Aloe Blacc

Aloe Blacc is an artist I've been on for the past couple months. The first time I heard him was singing the theme song to "How to Make It In America" (which happened to star my boo Cudi) and I had forgot about him for a while. Sometime back in October, I happened to hear "I Need A Dollar" over the loud speaker at work. Immediately I went home and searched for anything and everything that I could by him.

Quotes & Sayings That Make Me Laugh #2

"If your life had a face I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face"- Stephen Stills "the talent" via Scott Pilgrim

I laughed my ass off when I read this in the comic. You really have to hate someone to say that you want someone's whole life to be punched. I imagine someone getting punched at every major stage within their life.

Can I Be Frank?

I am horny as hell. It's only been a week but jeeze I'm really going through withdrawal. Yes, I know that most chicks would be in the corner crying and licking their wounds (I still do plenty of that at night lol), but today, all I can think about is sex.

Quotes/Sayings That Make Me Laugh #1

I think I'm going to start posting different quote and sayings that tickle my fancy. For the first entry, we're going to talk about the saying, "Shits and giggles".

For example, "She already left me once, I don't think she'd do it again for (shits and) giggles"- Danny Ocean.

I Need An Opinion

So as you know, I was at the club by myself for NYE. Now what I left out is that I met this chick named Ebonie. I'm a lil confused on what her intentions are, so imma tell you the whole story and you give me your opinion. I can't lie, she's cool ass hell but the way we met is a lil suspect.

Great Movies That I've Watched This Weekend

So Saturday, after my plans to go to the strip club got cancelled, I stayed in the house and watched movies all night. The following 5 movies are simply the funniest shit I've seen in over a week lol.