*Kanye Shrug* I Know What I Want

...but you niggas won't let my vagina be great! Let it be awesome!




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Roomies|Friends|Lovers

So I'm watching this series on YouTube named RoomieLoverFriend (go check it out). There is a scene where Tamiko flies into a jealous rage because she heard her Roomie/Lover/Friend Jayson having loud and orgasmic sex with another woman barely 48 hours after they had sex AND let the chick eat some food that she sat aside for him to eat. She goes off and he grabs her and throws her on the couch to restrain her, then they start to making out. Of course this led to sex, because that's what Roomie/Lovers/Friends do!
Anyway, it got me to reminiscing. I miss that cakey shit
*Cue J-Nash: Cupcaking*

The AUDACITY of some hoes

As you already know, Claude and I are fairly good friends. We talk; occasionally (if he gets a signal). We see each other; sometimes. Not as strong as I would like it to be, but nothing near the, "fuck you and yo bitch" type of relationship.

About two weeks ago I was FaceTime-ing with him and I asked him, "Since we ain't fucking or anything like that, why the hell are we still secretive friends? I'm not your girlfriend so you can't call me 3am Girlfriend anymore. Lol"

I'm not sure if the nigga forgot I could see his face or what, because he opened his eyes wide, furrowed his eyebrows, bit his bottom lip, then sighed,

"She doesn't like you"

I was confused. If I'm not mistaken she won. She got the guy, the baby, the family (love his mom and miss his middle Brother), the friends, the house, the bed (which was the most comfortable fuvking bed) AND my motherfucking Seasons 1-3 of Psyche (I want my shit). How the fuck do you have the audacity to dislike ME?! Smh.

The nerve of simple bitches.

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Something new, something old, something new, something old...AGAIN

I think married men is possibly becoming a recurring theme in my life...

When I was in middle school there was this guy named Jeff C. He was the bees knees. We happened to get close when we were younger and he up and disappeared. Found out a couple of weeks later that he moved to VA. Fast forward to June 2007-

The Common Denominator

As I previously stated, two of my friends were talking. I say "were" bec they're no longer talking, but more on that situation later. For the sake of saving face and also make the story easier to tell Im going to refer to him as, Blue, and her as, Sheesh. Got it? Good.

Upcoming Topic

Jeff; the other not-so-married man


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True Life: I Have an Addiction To GroupOn Deals

I get so happy when I get those damn emails. I've bought so much unnecessary shit from that damn site. I bought one of those idiotic telephone things. I don't even know why I bought that shit. I make fun of people when I see them use it public, but I couldn't ignore it only being $12. I've also bought an iLuv iPod dock for like 20 bucks. It's ridiculous.

Below is a picture of all of the unnecessary shit I just NEEDED to buy




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