Day 1 of The 30 Day Photo Challenge

Day 1: Post a picture of yourself with 10 facts
        

30 Day Photo Challenge

Not sure if you're aware of the 30 Day Photo Challenge on FB, but I have decided to join in. I'm going to do the posts on FB and also on here for the people who happen to randomly come across the blog and aren't FB friends of mine. Below are the rules, and I'm also going to restate the rules whenever I make a post...Got it? Good

#1 Rule To Remember When Playing The Field...

Never let one slip pass the goalie...

I happened to be talking with a friend about the morning after pill (Plan B, Emergency Contraception, whatever you want to call it) and they asked why would someone spend money on something like that. I had to think for a minute and I came up with this; that $50 is a good investment.

Now I'm a Genie...Now-I-am-a-Genie (Updated)

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Clarence Baynard Walker, aka, CB Walker and he is the host of the Flaccid Ego's Free Psychic Energy Reading. I'll never forget when I saw this shit sophomore year, I was hooked! I thought this shit was real, I really thought dude was a psychic. CB is another product of hilarious ass public tv programming out of New York City (wasn't Reverend X "Spirit of Truth" from NY too?). The show was on for 4 years and developed a cult following. People would call in and say the rudest shit while CB would counter with a witty and equally rude response. Each video is like 10 min, but every episode is pure comedy. Below are my favorite 4 episodes.

Word of The Day

Curmudgeon:

A bad-tempered, difficult, cantankerous person

Example:

     "Ugh you're being such a curmudgeon! I don't want to call you a bitch, so I'll call you a curmudgeon"- My Mom.

Yes, my mom has been hoeing my life ALL day.

Au Contrare Mon Frere!

"You not calling yourself being funny now are you? I know you're, hurt but its more dick out there."

If you're wondering who said the above statement, it happened to be my mom (she really said dick, yes. She's where I got the foul mouth from). I was cleaning and seasoning the turkey breast (funny that I had a tittie in my hand when she asked this right? lmao) that I was cooking for dinner and asked me was I "funny" now. I can't blame her for asking, I had a cousin who's recently came out after she had a bad break-up with her ex, and plus I have been to two strip clubs in the span of a week. But momma if you only knew...

Ron Burgundy > Your Life

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." 

So I was watching Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy earlier, and I forgot how epic the movie was. Every other piece of dialogue was memorable and quotable. Below are easily my top 5 moments from Anchorman.