Just In Case You Were Wondering

I still haven't had sex...Don't worry, I'm getting close tho. :-)

Ew, You're Used Now

About 3-4 years ago, I happened to be walking down the street on a warm summer day downtown and ran into this guy. Nervously, "Are you Jeff ___"? I said, he replied, "Yeah, you look familiar also", "We went to middle school together. I'm Christin", "Oh yeah I remember now! Yeah!"...So we exchanged numbers, and we talked all that day. I was super duper happy because I had ALWAYS had a crush on him but he moved to Virginia back when I was in 7th grade, he in the 8th. None of that mattered, I had a second chance...or so I thought.

Don't You Hate It When They're Right?

Warning: Most of the conversation that takes place within this post will be paraphrased. A lot of time has gone pass since the original conversation has taken place so some words may have been lost in translation.
My sincere apologies,
MGMT
 

Houghton!!

Have I talked to you since I've been back from Houghton? I don't think I have, but in summation, I had a great ass time. It makes me miss the shit outta GV. Below are pictures/videos that were made during the trip.

So we went sledding on the first day we were there, Cupcake couldn't find her snow legs lol

Lydia and Sanai

She couldn't get the hang of walking uphill

Cupcake & I taking a photo op between songs

In the studio

Ol perfect body bitch. I hate her, but I love her lol

Welcome Back

Don't judge me. Dogma was a great movie. Jesus is great.

I apologize. I know I've been gone for a while and I sincerely apologize. Don't think I haven't thought about you. Don't think that since I got my check, I became too big for my britches or anything lol. I have so much to catch you up on... I just hope that I remember it all.

So...

I'm sending this to you. Relationships can be scary, and they can give people power over your life; I don't give up power easily. If anyone has earned it, it's you & I owe it to you to tell you...I love you.

Ps: I stole this from an episode of Community. This isn't to anyone in particular

The "It's Not You, It's Me" Conundrum

-What happened? Something must've happened?
-It's not you, it's me. 
-You're giving ME the, "it's not you, it's me", routine?
I invented "it's not you it's me"!
No one tells me "it's them, not me" if it's anybody, it's me! 
-ALRIGHT, George, it's you. 
-You're damn right it's me. 
-Look I was just trying t-
-I know what you were trying to do, nobody does it better than me. 
-I'm sure you do it very well
-Ye-yes, well unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out.

 

I just love that skit lol but it does apply here. I woke up this morning to a phone call from my ex asking me about relationship advice. I don't understand why ppl ask me about relationships when clearly, I'm horrible at them. My girl-friends are smart.  They only question me about birth control or places to eat, you know, shit I know about! Every "guy" friend comes to me for advice, including exes bec, "you're 3 steps away from being a guy. You go to the strip club, you touch ass, go home and have sex! It just happens to be with a guy. You have all the girly parts w/ the mind of a guy". I guess...