I think I should have thought this through

As you know, I decided to give up 'bating for Lent & I think I made the dumbest choice ever in life. I really really didn't think this shit through! I thought it would be easy to do bec I've done it before, & it's not like I'm addicted to 'bating. I just like to do it. I should've thought about the fact that I'm not having sex, & haven't had any for a while. I should have thought about the fact that I have an abnormally high sex drove so the combination of no sex, plus no way to relieve my urges would result in restlessness.

I've been laying here for the past couple of hours trying to figure out how I can 'arrive' w/o violating what I gave up. So far, I've figured out that I can either have sex, get Brandon (euphemism for oral), or have someone else rub it for me. The problem w/ that is, I don't have anyone lined up to do ANY of those.

Sheesh.

Can't Think Of Anything Catchy

I miss sex. I miss the grabbing, the flipping, the ass smacking, the choking...Simply put, I MISS SEX!


You just don't understand, I was getting it almost daily and I grew accustomed to that. AND it was GOOD sex at that, but that's not all that I miss.

I miss the super cakey, late-night talks that expound upon hopes and dreams that will never come into fruition. I miss the lazy days filled with food, movies and dumb ass jokes that no one gets. What I miss the most is saying non-intelligible sentences because I'm unable to really get my point across and knowing that when I say, "You know what I mean", they really knew what I meant.

In summation, I miss making memories, I miss being me.

Lent; what did you give up?

No, I'm not Catholic, but I still give up something for lent every year. My mom and dad were both raised Baptist but my grandfather now practices Catholicism. Anyway, junior year I gave up pop and Facebook but I don't remember what I gave up last year. Maybe I didn't give up anything... hm. Gotta think about that. Well, this year I gave up masturbation. Lets see how long that lasts...

(You know how I usually add a picture or something? Well I was going to add a picture of Jesus but is just didn't feel right having a picture of Jesus on the cross and a bunch of sentences about penis and masturbation)

Want to hear something funny?

I want to go to a psychic. I've always wanted to get an answer to all things unknown. Not sure if I told you that Halloween '10, I got my palm read by this weed head lol. We were blowed as hell, drunk as hell, and all on some fun shit. So there happened to be this one girl there named Kate, and apparently she knows how to read palms. I told her one thing, "Don't tell me about any "death" shit", she replied, "I can't figure that out from just reading your palm anyway". Kate proceeded to grab my left hand, and then promptly blew my mind...

So There's This Guy...

Ha! I totally peaked your interest didn't I?! But no, seriously there's this guy that I've known for the past couple of years and he's been trying to get on TOUGH! So he asked me today why won't I give him a chance, and you know what, he's a really cool dude (and he has a huge penis). There's one thing that's keeping me from really taking him seriously; he thinks Gucci Mane is the greatest rapper...

My Favorite Songs (At the Moment) Part 3

You know the deal, the title says it all. I'll add the videos later, I'm watching Dexter on Netflix so going on YouTube simultaneously will be a bit much at this moment.

*Since I haven't graced you with my musical presence in a while, I'll make this one a little long :-)
Thank Me Later (c) - Drake

Know You're Role

...and shut your hole! (c) Every Kid Who Liked Wrestling In the Early Millennium

I have to admit. I'm fucking awesome at somethings...others, not so much. For example, I'm great at cooking, and cleaning. I can grout, reseal, glaze and caulk anything you put in front of me. I can fix electronics and put together even the most complicated piece of furniture from Ikea without using instructions (#thuglife bitch I don't need instructions). Hell, I can rewire a house with simply a pair of pliers, some wire cutters, and testers (my grandfather is an electrician), but I CANNOT do plumbing.