I Saw My Apartment...

In my dreams of course...and it was FUCKING AWESOME! Rent was 780, everything was included but lights. They let me redo the kitchen when I moved in. It was a two bedroom, two bathroom, laundry facilities inside the apt, exposed brick and huge factory super apartment! It was beautiful! I had Andy (I told y'all about my future dog right?) I had a house warming, and I was working at Enterprise; life was exactly how I wanted it to be.

Remember What I Gave Up For Lent??

Well forget that shit, son! I couldn't do it. I just. couldn't. do. it. I felt real bad too. I had a talk with God before I did it tho. I hope he forgives me.

If you ever count from Ash Wednesday til Easter Sunday, Lent is not really 40 days, it's 40 and some change. In some religions, you get 6 free Sunday's so you can do whatever you gave up for lent. I took my 'free Sunday' today. I'm not going to do it anymore until Easter, because let me tell you, THAT SHIT WAS GREAT SON! I immediately felt bad after-wards tho. I said "Man, those couple of seconds, weren't worth it. I could've just said no".

I'm definitely praying before I go to bed. God and I need to have a talk. I need to make sure that he's not too mad at me so I can still get this job lol. I'm only slightly joking by the way. Pray for me...

There You Go, Fucking With The Natural Order Of Things..

On my father's side, there's 4 grandchildren: Evel, Alvin (who's my brother), Rijon, and me. The craziest shit is that we're all 3 years apart. The deal was that we were supposed to keep the tradition going by keeping the great-grands 3 years apart, Rijon just had to go and fuck everything up!

What Have I Done With My Life?

I ask myself this every couple of months, or when something makes me realize that my life sucks. A couple of weeks back I was talking to Nicole and I realized that my life SUCKS! I'm not saying it on some "Oh woe is me I got cheated on and lost my job" type shit, I'm saying it because I haven't lived my life. When I think about college, while I do have great memories, I don't have anything that I could retell and people say, "Awwww shit! damn I wanna do that"!

I really realized that shit earlier when I was on the phone with Claude. He was telling me a couple of stories about some shit he did when he was younger, and I got jealous. I seriously got jealous at the fact that he had stories to reminisce on and I don't have that.

I wish I would've gotten drunk more. I wish I would've fucked around more. I wish I did more embarrassing shit. From here on out, I'm living reckless. Not "doing meth, getting pregnant & raw dogging" type reckless. But more like "snorting cocaine a couple of times (joke??) and drunken one nights stands where condoms ARE used" type of reckless. I need to have embarrassing things to keep from my future children.

I'm beginning to realize that I'm a bit too serious about life. I'm 22 years old, but I stress like a 47 year old divorcee with 6 kids, a mini-van with 3 past due car note and a bastard child on the way. I need to stop that or I'll die young...

Netflix (high dot low dot) You 'da shit!

Since my fortunate termination at work, I've had plenty of time on my hands, and Netflix has been doing a good job at keeping me occupied. The only movie that I watched was Mystery Team; which is fucking hilarious, btw. Anyway, I watched the first 6 seasons of The Office; which is the shit! I was happy that Jim & Pam quit fucking around and finally got their shit together.

I think my favorite thing of the show is Michael Scott & his love life. He's a hopeless romantic, and I love that about him. Jan was a bitch; flat out. There isn't much that needs to be said about her, but Holly?? Holly and Michael were so lame that they were magnificent. I LOVED IT! I was extremely sad that she moved away, but I looked ahead I saw that they got back together. WHO'S SMILING? I AM!

The other show that I started watching is 30 Rock. Tina Fey is the shit; flat out. lol The reason I decided watching 30 Rock was because I needed to get more Donald Glover in my life after watching The Mystery Team. Donald (we're on a first name basis you know) writes for the show and I said, "Hey, let me finally check this out" and it's pretty fucking great. I will admit, the first 18 episodes were a bit rough, but the 19th episode turned everything on it's head. I don't remember specifically what happened, but it was the first time I had laughed hard enough to almost pee on myself.

What I like about both shows is that they do random obscure references that no one know else realizes. 30 Rock casually mentioned Basquiat (which you know made me cream) and they have Elaine Stritch playing Baldwin's mom. If you have the chance, watch The Office & 30 Rock.

Just Thought You Should Know...

I took my tongue ring out in anticipation of my new job. You see how I'm speaking that shit into existence, son! Bad thing is...I feel normal. While a tongue ring is extremely common and a lot of young hood rats who have two kids by 4 different dads have them, I felt like it made me stand out. All I am now is a smart chick with straight teeth, big boobs and long hair. I have to get a new and visible tattoo, or a new visible that I'd be allow to still wear at work.

I need to do something fast... 

So I Was Unemployed but...

None of that shit matters because I had an interview with Enterprise today that was epic! On top of that, they want me to do a 2nd interview next Thursday. I really really really really really hope I get this job. It's a decent amount of money, and for the first time in a long time I thought about a future.