There You Go, Fucking With The Natural Order Of Things..

On my father's side, there's 4 grandchildren: Evel, Alvin (who's my brother), Rijon, and me. The craziest shit is that we're all 3 years apart. The deal was that we were supposed to keep the tradition going by keeping the great-grands 3 years apart, Rijon just had to go and fuck everything up!


I might not have ever told you guys, but my paternal grandmother is a DICK. As previously stated, there's 4 grandchildren and I was the outcast. Evel's the oldest so of course she was showered and spoiled. My brother was the only boy at the time, and they happened to like his mother also, so my grandmother gave that nigga world. Rijon and I kinda got the short end of the stick. He didn't have it as bad as I did. NO ONE had it as bad as I did, but there was definitely a distinct difference in the way we were all treated.

Anyway, fast forward a couple of decades and here we are. I'm 22, and my grandmother has alzheimers, so she has NO say in what goes on. My grandfather, on the other hand, is a saint. The Malibu Most Wanted?? He helped me get that. When I graduated from high school, he gave me $3,000. When I had to take a couple of summer classes, he paid for them. My grandfather is the most supportive person I could ever ask for, I love him dearly. I wonder sometimes whether my grandmother would still act the same way if she was in her right mind. My mom laughs and says,

-"If Dear Dear (that's what she made us call her because she thought she was too young to be called grandma, she's like 70 something right now behoove you) was in her right mind, you wouldn't get shit baby"

-"You think so?"

-"Heh, I know so, think about how your aunt treats you".

Sidebar: I got an aunt named Juanita that's a bitch. When I say bitch...I mean BITCH. I won't even get into her because I could go on for pages and pages.

Anyway, my grandfather has this thing where he opens a bank account up for the great grands whenever they're born. He's already told my mom that my child won't have one because I get more than the other grandchildren already lol. I can't argue with that. I hope that whenever I do have my child that I would be prepared and financially stable so I wouldn't need his help. I still believe he'd do it anyway and is just talking shit but, I digress.

Alright, so the point I was trying to get at is that we are all 3 years apart, and Evel started us off perfectly. She had Zaria 4 years ago. My brother followed suit and had Chloe last August. Rijon, on the other hand, decided to call an audible and had a baby yesterday morning (March 31st). He fucked up the natural order of things! Now I'm confused as to what my uterus is supposed to be doing. Am I supposed to have my baby in 2014 to keep with the whole 3 year thing and just look at Rijon's baby as an outlier (statistically of course). Or am I supposed to have a baby in 6 years, like when I was originally supposed to have one?

Blurg! Why am I even thinking about this? Ignore me people...