I Saw My Apartment...

In my dreams of course...and it was FUCKING AWESOME! Rent was 780, everything was included but lights. They let me redo the kitchen when I moved in. It was a two bedroom, two bathroom, laundry facilities inside the apt, exposed brick and huge factory super apartment! It was beautiful! I had Andy (I told y'all about my future dog right?) I had a house warming, and I was working at Enterprise; life was exactly how I wanted it to be.

I was texting Chris the other day and he asked me how my interview went. I told him it went well, and I hope I really get it. He did the whole "I don't see why not. They'd be lucky to have you", speech that any good friend does when they're rooting for you, but it was this one sentence he said that stuck with me.

"This is the part in the movie when your life takes a turn for the best"

...and it felt so fucking great to see/read that! Sheesh! lol

So I was telling Etana about my awesome vision (please forgive me for using the word awesome even though I've retired that word, 'boss' just doesn't fit well here) and how great the apartment was and she just decided to shit on my parade! I always wanted a loft apartment, and the apartment in my vision was kinda an old converted warehouse type thing. The type of shit that makes me CREAM!

ANYWAY, I was telling Etana about it and when I said, "it has exposed brick", she said, "Ugh that's not baby safe". I paused, and in my head I said, "...I don't give a shit, I don't have no fucking babies", but what I actually ended up saying was, "Um, uhhhh, well I don't have a baby". Her response floored me, "well I couldn't live there with you if you there was brick", "uhhhhhhhhhhh" was all I could say.

Bitch I was telling you about MY dreams. Don't use my upcoming success and visions as an opportunity to live in my great apartment with my great kitchen and my closet full of clothes and my Ikea decorations! She tried to guilt trip me and shit by saying, "Oh you don't wanna live together? That's ok. You just kick your sister and your God daughter to the side". By now I'm grasping for straws and I'm like, "I wanna live by myself because I don't like to wear pants", "I don't care about pants, I've seen you without pants before", "But, but I wanna watch porn without headphones!" 

She dropped the subject, and shit, I was glad lol. I don't want to live with someone. I'm an insomniac, I like porn, I don't like to wear pants, I like my stuff clean and in a certain way, and most importantly, sometimes I just like to be alone. Its the 'only child' in me.