We Having Babies, Bitch

Reporting live from Beaumont Hospital! My baby cousin, 16 years old but that's another story, is having her daughter! Her name is Riley, or Mackenzie or something-we're still debating about the name. She says Riley Michelle... Which I think is a horrible fucking name. I say either Mackenzie Nicole, Riley Rochelle, or anything other than that horrible ass Riley Michelle.

Stay tuned!


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My home...not so much

I found a 3,400 sqft home with a 2 car garage w/ original wood floors 4 bdr 2 full & 2 1/2 bath in Rosedale Park for a whopping 18,500.

I hesitated, listened to my mom, and she convinced me to wait. I drive past the house all the time to mull over the possibilities and lust for the future, only to turn around and drive off to something that isnt mine.

The house is sold now, being assessed, and I can tally this up to yet another thing that is not mine.

SMH. My life has to start soon.


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Next Time I'll Be Sweeter- NOT!

Remember when I told u about my car prep/driver that proposed to his GF and she said no because she didn't like the way he proposed? Well, here's your update, and the $25,000 ring...



A 2ct stone with another ct & a half as accents. The first words out of my mouth when I saw it was, "This bitch is STUPID"!

Playing It Safe

I've been watching Grey's Anatomy for the past couple of days and all this love-y dove-y shit is getting to me.

Upcoming post

•Next time ill be sweeter...NOT!

• my future home

•getting my shit together.

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*Kanye Shrug* I Know What I Want

...but you niggas won't let my vagina be great! Let it be awesome!




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Roomies|Friends|Lovers

So I'm watching this series on YouTube named RoomieLoverFriend (go check it out). There is a scene where Tamiko flies into a jealous rage because she heard her Roomie/Lover/Friend Jayson having loud and orgasmic sex with another woman barely 48 hours after they had sex AND let the chick eat some food that she sat aside for him to eat. She goes off and he grabs her and throws her on the couch to restrain her, then they start to making out. Of course this led to sex, because that's what Roomie/Lovers/Friends do!
Anyway, it got me to reminiscing. I miss that cakey shit
*Cue J-Nash: Cupcaking*