Dear Future Boyfriend,

I apologize in advance. The first couple of months with me will be tough. I'm not used to kissing people, and, I may even turn my head if you attempt to kiss me during sex. Don't take it personal; that's just the shit I was on before you.

Random.

Not knowing what's next scares me.


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Say Yes to the Dress

I watch more movies/TV shows on Netflix than on my television. I like, 'Say Yes To The Dress" so I decided, "cool, imma watch the seasons". Why the fuvk I do that?!

Sushi and hookah

A couple of Saturdays ago I was out with Cupcake and Christina. I was craving some sushi and I hadn't smoked hookah in a while so I convinced them to go out with me. Christina happens to be talking to one of my friends. This friend just so happens to be best friends with Darrell...

Insanity

So in addition to simply eating better and all that bull, I've started doing Insanity... FUCK THAT SHIT. Today was day two and it whipped my ass. I can't even finish that shit. There's some parts where I just do a half assed version of what he's doing to make sure that I keep moving and keep the momentum up.

Working out, in general, have been going pretty well. I'm able to do 50 squats, and 50 crunches pretty easily. I usually max out at about 35 jumping jacks. Planks, I can't do, burpees/suicide jumps I can do about 10. I'm pretty excited to see how much farther I could go. This week I'm joining a gym because home videos can only do so much. I love the bike and elliptical and I think that will help me burn the most calories.

according to the scale in my room I've lost 2 lbs. If I can rev it up to 5/week ill be in the pocket, and I believe the gym will help me achieve that.


Until next time...


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I thought this needed to be said

I know I might mention Claude and say negative shit or call Alexis a bitch. I do it all in fun. I'm not bitter, and I don't have any problems with Claude; that's my dude.

Eh...actually I might have misspoken, I really do feel Alexis is really a bitch tho. Anyway,

MERRY NEW YEARS!


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What happens when y'all a no longer together??

I record/watch People's Court, Maury, and Judge Mathis daily. There's this old episode of Judge Mathis where he says something to the tune of,
"I don't care what happens to my ex once we break up. Go to wherever exes go"