Ohhh Lawdy, Trouble So Hard

2017 has been a trip...but I ain't gone trip tho.

...but let me break it down so that it can forever and consistently be broke.

Played me

I wrote a long ass blog post on how I learned most of my shit, relationship wise, from Sex and the City but it didn't get saved and I'm pissed. Imma mention it now and write another post, but I just wanted to let y'all know.

Also, imma start expanding on my twitter rants here.

2017, Year of the Rando

Uh huh, I'm back what cha, uh whatcha gon do now?

Old African Proverbs

I have a really crazy question to ask; why is it that niggas more responsive or more willing to be with a girl that's crazy/irrational than someone that's not?

Talk about a big ball of emotions

Im a romantic, I'm petty, I'm a freak. Wanting to have sex everyday of the week. It's cool not tryna put a rush on you. I had to let you know that I got a crush on you. *Biggie Smalls Voice*

Iono how many times I gotta tell y'all this...I. Know. Myself. Very. Fucking. Well.

Why Date 'Em If Ya Not Wifein 'Em?

Cause we too old fa all that...

and it doesn't seem like a proper use of your time.

Whoever you are

I am apologetic to the potential obstacles that you may encounter.

Team work and communication is going to be your greatest tool.

That's a word for someone somewhere and I'm glad to be the one that could deliver that to you.