Word of The Day

Curmudgeon:

A bad-tempered, difficult, cantankerous person

Example:

     "Ugh you're being such a curmudgeon! I don't want to call you a bitch, so I'll call you a curmudgeon"- My Mom.

Yes, my mom has been hoeing my life ALL day.

Au Contrare Mon Frere!

"You not calling yourself being funny now are you? I know you're, hurt but its more dick out there."

If you're wondering who said the above statement, it happened to be my mom (she really said dick, yes. She's where I got the foul mouth from). I was cleaning and seasoning the turkey breast (funny that I had a tittie in my hand when she asked this right? lmao) that I was cooking for dinner and asked me was I "funny" now. I can't blame her for asking, I had a cousin who's recently came out after she had a bad break-up with her ex, and plus I have been to two strip clubs in the span of a week. But momma if you only knew...

Ron Burgundy > Your Life

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." 

So I was watching Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy earlier, and I forgot how epic the movie was. Every other piece of dialogue was memorable and quotable. Below are easily my top 5 moments from Anchorman.

Fuck Valentine's Day

Yes, it's more than a month away but I felt the need to express my dislike for this bullshit ass holiday early. Yes, I am a bitter bitch and I'm not ashamed to admit it, fuck you very much!

You see face the little boy is making in that picture? That's how I feel whenever I see a cakey ass status or see PDA. If y'all thought I was bad before, you'll have no idea on the shit I'm going to say now. Last Valentine's day was actually my first "real" Valentine's Day and I actually got to do all the cakey shit that I see on tv. You can only imagine the level of bitchitude that I'm going to have this year

I LOVE Strip Clubs!

In the past week, I've been to two different strip clubs and have had a fucking BALL! There is no better atmosphere when you're drunk than being at a strip club with a pocket full of singles. I don't know if many of you know this, but I have a penchant for butts; mainly because I don't have one lol. I'm the person in the group that will point out a person with a big butt, and not talk about it out of jealousy, but out of admiration.

Only Seeing Trees...No Forest

I was having a conversation with Nicole earlier (her blog is once again The N. White Chronicles ) and we were talking about our future. She told me all her plans and things that she had in order and she made the statement,
" You know how when you're going uphill and you can see the top in the horizon, and you can't really tell how far the top is or even if it continues to go up or plateau, but you can see it." and I felt like a proud parent lol. So when it was time for me to say something, "Chrissy Chrissy, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"... for the first time in my life, I had no idea of what my plans were. I realized that I have no idea of where my life is going. I can't even tell you what I'm going to wear tomorrow, let alone what I'm going to do in the next 5 years.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Childish Gambino

Yes, it's Troy from Community lol. A lot of people don't know that he's a rapper, and I've actually been sitting on whether I wanted to make a post about him because he might blow up like Drake and be everywhere...and then I'd be sad lol. Anyway, Donald McKinley Glover, aka Childish Gambino, is actually a pretty great rapper.