{sing song-y} Awkward!

As you can see, that's a man...that's NOT my roommate Angie. I've become a cockblocker in my own room.

Shit Nicole Says

Look at this old ass man. How you 20 and look 40? These Benjamin Button ass niggas have got to go!

Shit Nicole Says

you know how I know I'm sleepy, when I close my eyes I see penis I know I'm sleepy.

Don't Get Any Ideas Gramps!

So I'm not sure if I ever told you guys, but I have a co-worker who has flirted with consistently since I started with the company back in October. Dude is 46 or 44 years old. Not saying that that's a problem, but, it is lol. Now apparently two of the people that are on this trip have a lil inner-office affair thing going on and I think he's hinting that we should do the same...au contraire mon frere.

Skraight Outta Denver!

a crazy blogging bitch named Christin! Hello there people! How have you been? I know you're so curious about how my work-cation has been and here it is... TIRING!

I have a lot on my mind...

and it's preventing me from focusing on the tasks at hand. I frown and scowl whenever I see a pregnant woman or a child. I absolutely dislike children and I almost barf out of sheer anger/stress whenever I come across them at work. I have to walk away from customers and come back. Its so bad now, that I don't want any children anymore. At one point I even had names picked out, but now whenever I see one all I can think is "Who's life did you ruin"?

Don't even get me started on relationships...I'm so done with those. I'll be content with having a cut/cake/cuddle buddy that I could also have a conversation with. You may ask, "Why do think this way? Why are you such a cynic?". Relationships and and the theory of "love" is bullshit. Don't believe me? Think about something/someone that really hurt you; mentally or physically. I bet, 9x out of 10, it was by someone who "love/d" you.

Eh, it's all bullshit to me, but I may feel that way because I'm bitter. At least I admit it *Kanye Shrug

The only thing that stopped me...

Was that my car ran out of gas 3 blocks away. I don't know if that was God preventing me from ending his life. Or was he saving me for ruining mine. All I have to say is you better thank God for sparing your life. I hate fucking liars...and you're the biggest one I EVER fucking met. I regret the day I ever laid eyes on you...and if you never breathe again, I wouldn't shed one fucking tear.

HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLE. Because I will :-)