This Shit...

I can see it happening...this fuvking trip is the one that will officially make me the loner/alcoholic type chick. Right now I'm in the bar/lobby solo at 11:45 on a Monday, sipping on a glass of Washington Apple and listening to Kid CuDi. It's just a matter of time before a guy will walk to me trying to buy a round of shots and get me fucked up. How do I know? Because it's happened everyday without fail. This shit is a crazy life to start. But fuck it, you're only 22 once right?

(Ignore the fact I need a fill-in...that gray still looks hot tho!)

{sing song-y} Awkward!

As you can see, that's a man...that's NOT my roommate Angie. I've become a cockblocker in my own room.

Shit Nicole Says

Look at this old ass man. How you 20 and look 40? These Benjamin Button ass niggas have got to go!

Shit Nicole Says

you know how I know I'm sleepy, when I close my eyes I see penis I know I'm sleepy.

Don't Get Any Ideas Gramps!

So I'm not sure if I ever told you guys, but I have a co-worker who has flirted with consistently since I started with the company back in October. Dude is 46 or 44 years old. Not saying that that's a problem, but, it is lol. Now apparently two of the people that are on this trip have a lil inner-office affair thing going on and I think he's hinting that we should do the same...au contraire mon frere.

Skraight Outta Denver!

a crazy blogging bitch named Christin! Hello there people! How have you been? I know you're so curious about how my work-cation has been and here it is... TIRING!

I have a lot on my mind...

and it's preventing me from focusing on the tasks at hand. I frown and scowl whenever I see a pregnant woman or a child. I absolutely dislike children and I almost barf out of sheer anger/stress whenever I come across them at work. I have to walk away from customers and come back. Its so bad now, that I don't want any children anymore. At one point I even had names picked out, but now whenever I see one all I can think is "Who's life did you ruin"?

Don't even get me started on relationships...I'm so done with those. I'll be content with having a cut/cake/cuddle buddy that I could also have a conversation with. You may ask, "Why do think this way? Why are you such a cynic?". Relationships and and the theory of "love" is bullshit. Don't believe me? Think about something/someone that really hurt you; mentally or physically. I bet, 9x out of 10, it was by someone who "love/d" you.

Eh, it's all bullshit to me, but I may feel that way because I'm bitter. At least I admit it *Kanye Shrug