Shit Nicole Says...

I want to rub placenta on his steering wheel. I want to place some crack in his car and make him run a red light. 

Wow...(Part 2)

My attitude at the beginning of the night.

Man, the night was crazy! Read on

Wow...

That's seriously the ONLY way to explain Saturday. Most of you guys who will read this already have an idea of what happened from my tweets on Twitter, but here's the whole story...straight from the horses mouth.

Since the story is a bit long, I'm going to break it up into parts...Day & Night. Enjoy the Day!

Now Introducing: Louie The Laker

Yes baby, I finally got my water-pipe. That bitch is so sexy and it smokes so perfect. I finally got the chance to go to Purple Haze and chose one. While it may sound like picking out a pipe is easy...it's not

Where Do I Begin?

I have a lot to catch you guys up on. I think I'll start with telling you what happened today, Sunday, which was absolutely nothing. Let me tell you, baby, it felt glorious! I'm going to do separate posts about all of the different shit that has happened over the past couple of days. Stay tuned...

I Am Just NOT A Closer

I am a big flirt, but sometimes my mouth writes checks that my tits can't cash (I say tits because I don't have an ass). I can talk all day to a guy about sex; I say penis more than a urologist and vagina more than a gynecologist, but I absolutely CANNOT ask a guy for his number.

Look, I Can't Stay On The Earth No More. Another Galaxy We Must Go

Yes, it's exactly what you think it is, but not really. Actually what you're looking at is "Bath salt" which is actually cocaine's little cousin or some confusing shit like that. It's the cocaine high without the addiction and the throat drainage. It has mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone in it...go google it.